wut did u dream about last night

1. 2024-12-27 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #981
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan I actually don't even remember what pork tastes like

   
   Tastes like human.
2. 2024-12-30 at 11:07 PM UTC

   #982
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker More total bullshit from the shit king. The figure is only 2%. That is from hygienic issue from human hair or skin dander which likely got into the product during the manufacturing process. Of the 2%, 1.33% was found in vegan hot dogs. So once more Billy Goat, you are full of shit.

   
   * manufacturers claim
3. 2024-12-31 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #983
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   1. That's incorrect. We didn't do that.
   2. Ok, we did do that, but it was only a little bit.
   3. We think you're stupid, so we're going with that.
4. 2024-12-31 at 7:07 AM UTC

   #984
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai i had a dream that i was drinkin' soda. it was like mountain dew, but the label said "Slammin' Tzeentch".
   
   
   
   there was also some other stuff about a space station getting taken over? idk
   
   dreams are cool

   
   This is horseshit. You just want us to say what we dreamed to see if your science trickery is working on us with your projections in sleep
5. 2024-12-31 at 7:33 AM UTC

   #985
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   I started writing them down but I can rarely remember
6. 2024-12-31 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #986
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ner vegas I started writing them down but I can rarely remember

   
   I read about this. You have to write or record quickly. then you ask yourself why the fuck that even mattered. why did you laugh
7. 2025-01-01 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #987
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Hi had a dream that I ruled the entire universe.
8. 2025-01-01 at 5:43 AM UTC

   #988
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   I reign supreme in beauty, knowledge, awareness, health, wealth, and mostly importantly I have access to an abundance of all of these.
9. 2025-01-01 at 5:44 AM UTC

   #989
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   I had a strange dream where my peripheral vision was like a wide angel camera and I was flying in space
   
   it was like a broad vision of everything and it was beautiful and I could hear a voice say "Everything is beautiful and everything will be alright"
   
   then I woke up and it wasn't either one of those things.
   this world is a training ground and a test most people fail
10. 2025-01-01 at 1:05 PM UTC

    #990
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    
    
    
    Someone might surmise I was experiencing a night-terror
11. 2025-01-01 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #991
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Don't remember but I woke up with my hand on my cock.
12. 2025-01-02 at 5:15 AM UTC

    #992
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Rough Rider Don't remember but I woke up with my hand on my cock.

    
    it could be worse.
    
    you could wake up with your cock in your hand.
13. 2025-01-02 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #993
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina it could be worse.
    
    you could wake up with your cock in your hand.

    
    It could have been even worse than that. He could have woken up with someone else's cock in his mouth.
14. 2025-01-02 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #994
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It could have been even worse than that. He could have woken up with someone else's cock in his mouth.

    
    thats a normal occurences for him and his ilks.
15. 2025-01-02 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #995
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    One time i dreamt that hitler had a foot milk farm. He’d cut people’s feet off and milk would come out, so there were about 20 of us in the room and he started taking us behind these curtains to take our foot milk. Before it was my turn i ran away and he started coming after me, i found a car to leave in and then i woke up.
16. 2025-01-04 at 1:14 AM UTC

    #996
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy One time i dreamt that hitler had a foot milk farm. He’d cut people’s feet off and milk would come out, so there were about 20 of us in the room and he started taking us behind these curtains to take our foot milk. Before it was my turn i ran away and he started coming after me, i found a car to leave in and then i woke up.

    
    It's nice he used the privacy curtain for the foot milking
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17. 2025-01-04 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #997
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Human DNA is found in 80% of hotdogs.

    
    IT WAS ME, SPECTRAL! I'VE BEEN BUSTING MY NUT INTO THE OSCAR MEYER VAT THE WHOLE TIME!
    
    
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    • ner vegas
18. 2025-01-04 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #998
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm This is horseshit. You just want us to say what we dreamed to see if your science trickery is working on us with your projections in sleep

    
    i mean, we can project stuff into your head but it's not like we can read your minds haha you're right. i'll have to let the project lead know you're onto him.
19. 2025-01-04 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #999
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Elbow i mean, we can project stuff into your head but it's not like we can read your minds haha you're right. i'll have to let the project lead know you're onto him.

    
    If you didn't give up on your appearance I would inject something into your head
20. 2025-01-04 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #1000
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
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