This Thread is a Christmas Checkpoint

1. 2024-12-25 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #101
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Green eggs and spam.

   
   too much to type for a user name
   
   I wonder where Digital Avitar is right now. He said he had a brain tumor when we talked on the phone. we were super cool and then suddenly that bitch turned on me. he had some issues and would snap at the smallest things.
   
   piss balloons failed. cops got him. that was super satisfying watching the cop go after them
   
   
   
2. 2024-12-25 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #102
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   
3. 2024-12-25 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #103
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Samuel I. Amuel is not a Who.

   
   Whoville was there.
4. 2024-12-25 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #104
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Whoville was there.

   
   Green Eggs and Ham only uses 50 words: a, am, and, anywhere, are, be, boat, box, car, could, dark, do, eat, eggs, fox, goat, good, green, ham, here, house, I, if, in, let, like, may, me, mouse, not, on, or, rain, Sam, say, see, so, thank, that, the, them, there, they, train, tree, try, will, with, would, and you.
5. 2024-12-25 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #105
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The shepherds who followed the star had their flocks in the fields. You don't leave sheep in a field in the winter.

   
   You've clearly never fucked a sheep's ass so raw that you had to soothe dry it with the cold Christmas night air
6. 2024-12-25 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #106
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You've clearly never fucked a sheep's ass so raw that you had to soothe dry it with the cold Christmas night air

   
   clearly
7. 2024-12-25 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #107
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Just opened the preI compensate for my small penis with my sister.
   
   
8. 2024-12-25 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #108
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You've clearly never fucked a sheep's ass so raw that you had to soothe dry it with the cold Christmas night air

   
   Sooo.. you prop the legs up like a teepee or something?
9. 2024-12-25 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #109
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I'm going to get witches and fairies from her for the rest of my life. It's better than perfume or socks tho.
   
   
10. 2024-12-25 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #110
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'm going to get witches and fairies from her for the rest of my life. It's better than perfume or socks tho.
    
    

    
    LOL live your life by some neo pagan commercial hooey
11. 2024-12-25 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #111
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am going to. Midnight mass whilst intoxicated during this yuletide season
    
    Hey 👋😊 not my fault it's an obligatory day
12. 2024-12-25 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #112
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Akira's gonna love me in this.
    
    
13. 2024-12-25 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #113
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Akira's gonna love me in this.
    
    

    
    Nobody cares
14. 2024-12-25 at 7:47 AM UTC

    #114
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Make sure you fat fucks don't eat yourselves today
    
    Xmxmxmxmoxo
15. 2024-12-25 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #115
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Instigator Make sure you fat fucks don't eat yourselves today
    
    Xmxmxmxmoxo

    
    Shit food is all I look forward to on the holidays. Since I haven't been fuckin with hard drugs for a while all I want to do is eat 😂
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Landy Pamm
16. 2024-12-25 at 12:22 PM UTC

    #116
    Kafka sweaty
    I dyed my hair. Now I'm watching the muppets Christmas carol and making one of my usual dinners.
17. 2024-12-25 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #117
    Kafka sweaty
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • the man who put it in my hood
18. 2024-12-25 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #118
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    What unappealing plate
19. 2024-12-25 at 3:54 PM UTC

    #119
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    MERRRRRRRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO
20. 2024-12-25 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #120
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    Originally posted by Kafka

    
    That's the best food you have posted all year Bradley.
    
    Proud of u