This Thread is a Christmas Checkpoint

1. 2024-12-24 at 11:15 AM UTC

   #21
   Cosmopolitan Houston
   Even if he is annoying, we've already suffered 6,000 years, what's another 30?
2. 2024-12-24 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #22
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan I like Elon Musk because he will let us send people to Mars.

   
   You shouldn't like someone who is trying to enslave you. Mars will become a prison planet.
3. 2024-12-24 at 11:17 AM UTC

   #23
   Cosmopolitan Houston

   Originally posted by Dirtbag You shouldn't like someone who is trying to enslave you. Mars will become a prison planet.

   
   That's the point.
4. 2024-12-24 at 11:18 AM UTC

   #24
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan That's the point.

   
   Chimpanzee detected.
5. 2024-12-24 at 11:20 AM UTC

   #25
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Real men, like Trotsky, would fight to have control over their destiny, for social mobility. Only chimpanzees are happy to be ruled over.
6. 2024-12-24 at 11:20 AM UTC

   #26
   Cosmopolitan Houston

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Chimpanzee detected.

   
   OK, future resident of Mars.
7. 2024-12-24 at 11:46 AM UTC

   #27
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I didn't know I would learn any more about men but it's shocking just how many will worship they're oppressor. We are in a class war. He said only high status males have critical thinking skills and should be allowed to vote. He's talking about billionaires. Any man who supports him is a cuck. But that's not surprising, studies have shown authoritarian types are submissive to authority.
8. 2024-12-24 at 11:47 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I didn't know I would learn any more about men but it's shocking just how many will worship they're oppressor. We are in a class war. He said only high status males have critical thinking skills and should be allowed to vote. He's talking about billionaires. Any man who supports him is a cuck. But that's not surprising, studies have shown authoritarian types are submissive to authority.

   
   Are you going to reveal your tits for Christmas, or not?
9. 2024-12-24 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Elbow Merry Christmas Eve Morn', everyone! Our Savior was born 24 hours from now, 2024 years ago. 😇

   
   Silly Luce, everyone knows Joseph Smith was actually born yesterday on the 23rd. I’m going to drop some acid today and join the LSD church
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grimace
10. 2024-12-24 at 12:30 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Lanny Silly Luce, everyone knows Joseph Smith was actually born yesterday on the 23rd. I’m going to drop some acid today and join the LSD church

    
    C-can I join t-too?
11. 2024-12-24 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I didn't know I would learn any more about men but it's shocking just how many will worship they're oppressor. We are in a class war. He said only high status males have critical thinking skills and should be allowed to vote. He's talking about billionaires. Any man who supports him is a cuck. But that's not surprising, studies have shown authoritarian types are submissive to authority.

    
    their*
12. 2024-12-24 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Elbow Ho ho ho, and merry Christmas. Many of you are surely on the naughty list, but that's no reason to reject the truth of Santa Claus.
    
    Show me some holiday cheer or perish.
    
    

    
    They recently (think they) found Santa's burial site.
    
    https://www.euronews.com/culture/2024/12/11/a-christmas-miracle-archaeologists-uncover-tomb-of-santa-claus-inspiration-saint-nicholas
13. 2024-12-24 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #33
    Cosmopolitan Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They recently (think they) found Santa's burial site.
    
    https://www.euronews.com/culture/2024/12/11/a-christmas-miracle-archaeologists-uncover-tomb-of-santa-claus-inspiration-saint-nicholas

    
    Why were they looking?
14. 2024-12-24 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Why were they looking?

    
    As I recall they were renovating the church or some shit and came across it.
    
    ETA:
    
    "“We have been carrying out excavations in the church for months … During our drilling work in the two-story building that borders the courtyard of the church from the south, we came across a sarcophagus” that they believe belongs to St. Nicholas, Fındık said. "
15. 2024-12-24 at 1:05 PM UTC

    #35
    Cosmopolitan Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As I recall they were renovating the church or some shit and came across it.

    
    Good day for the local dogs
16. 2024-12-24 at 1:15 PM UTC

    #36
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk what I'm gonna do for Christmas. I got food in but it's what I normally eat because I don't like Turkey. So I'm not looking forward to dinner. I haven't even bought myself anything. I sort of want to watch The Snow Queen but don't like wasting time watching things more than once. Ik that's ironic bcus I've seen Corpse Bride over 300 times. All I know is I want to dress up and play chess with someone. Maybe go for a walk but I'll probably be too tired. I'll take a bath or something.
17. 2024-12-24 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #37
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Just remembered I never played my polar station Exit game. I'll do that.
18. 2024-12-24 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #38
    Cosmopolitan Houston

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Idk what I'm gonna do for Christmas. I got food in but it's what I normally eat because I don't like Turkey. So I'm not looking forward to dinner. I haven't even bought myself anything. I sort of want to watch The Snow Queen but don't like wasting time watching things more than once. Ik that's ironic bcus I've seen Corpse Bride over 300 times. All I know is I want to dress up and play chess with someone. Maybe go for a walk but I'll probably be too tired. I'll take a bath or something.

    
    everyone is at home, it's a good day for crime
19. 2024-12-24 at 1:43 PM UTC

    #39
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan everyone is at home, it's a good day for crime

    
    That sounds familiar.
20. 2024-12-24 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #40
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I was thinking when all the men die off from a bioweapon, that women will loot jediellery stores.