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  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol, you really believe that copies exist on the internet. Fuck man, you're so special.


    https://sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/index.htm
  2. Originally posted by Landy Pamm what was his Rodent name? Dark Rodent and Darth Beaver. which came first? …

    His only handle is TheDarkRodent. All the rest are just his sock puppets.
  3. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ https://sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/index.htm

    Wasn't it Moses who was believed to have written most of the Old Testament? Did he write the book of Enoch as well? Why did the Catholic Church remove it? and do the Ultra Orthodox still have it
  4. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ His only handle is TheDarkRodent. All the rest are just his sock puppets.

    The sock puppet he fucks? CockSockPuppeteer?
  5. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Might eat 4 Mars bars in a row.
  6. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Might eat 4 Mars bars in a row.

    Oh yeah, And I'm the fat fuck
    Enjoy your sugar coma
  7. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Wasn't it Moses who was believed to have written most of the Old Testament? Did he write the book of Enoch as well? Why did the Catholic Church remove it? and do the Ultra Orthodox still have it

    The Book of Enoch goes into exquisite detail about the Watchers, the Great Rebellion, The Great Flood and the Giants. It was written by Enoch, who was the seventh from Adam, the father of Methuselah, the great-grandfather of Noah.

    https://sacred-texts.com/bib/boe/boe004.htm
  8. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Oh yeah, And I'm the fat fuck
    Enjoy your sugar coma

    I said I might.

    At least I can still pick and choose when I eat 4 mars bars in a row without worrying about it. 😌 🎅

    Good day.
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I will gladly take 4x the amount of off season on sale Easter chocolate for Christmas. Yes I am a cheap slut
  10. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator At least I can still pick and choose when I eat 4 mars bars in a row without worrying about it. 😌 🎅

    Good day.

    Yet!
    everyone's metabolism slows down eventually (cept maybe 5%)
  11. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I will gladly take 4x the amount of off season on sale Easter chocolate for Christmas. Yes I am a cheap slut

    I got made fun of for liking Chocolate so much (clearly for depression).
    But I can't eat Milk Chocolate anymore. it stings my mouth with all of that sugar. taste like poison (after taste). but dark semi sweet is the thing to eat
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm I got made fun of for liking Chocolate so much (clearly for depression).
    But I can't eat Milk Chocolate anymore. it stings my mouth with all of that sugar. taste like poison (after taste). but dark semi sweet is the thing to eat

    ⬆️Fatass confirmed
  13. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️Fatass confirmed

    ^Brain being pushed for lease options.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm ^Brain being pushed for lease options.

    You're responses are too stupid to make an intelligent reply to.
  15. Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    so he' replies. showing you're not intelligent
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm
    so he' replies. showing you're not intelligent

    You're like a 10 year old kid. You can't argue with a dumbass, dumbass.
  17. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're like a 10 year old kid. You can't argue with a dumbass, dumbass.

    insinuating you're a dumbass as well.
    I only half agree with you. You're the Dumbass
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm insinuating you're a dumbass as well.
    I only half agree with you. You're the Dumbass

    You're a the worst parts of the worst posters here.
  19. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're a the worst parts of the worst posters here.

    wariat's flaccid penis
  20. Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Wariats Wozny Wiener
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