This Thread is a Christmas Checkpoint

1. 2024-12-22 at 10:06 PM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   Ho ho ho, and merry Christmas. Many of you are surely on the naughty list, but that's no reason to reject the truth of Santa Claus.
   
   Show me some holiday cheer or perish.
   
   
2. 2024-12-23 at 8:04 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Knickers.
3. 2024-12-23 at 8:18 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Santa believes in me and that is all that matters.
4. 2024-12-23 at 8:30 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Idek what I'm doing. Relatives invited me to Christmas but I used my cat as an excuse not to go, so I'll be alone this year and just don't care. Usually I treat myself but don't care enough rn. I'll invest in my future instead of treats. I don't like turkey and I eat lamb all the time so it doesn't matter. Christmas has nothing to give me.
5. 2024-12-23 at 8:31 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   To me Christmas means chess and Harry Potter.
6. 2024-12-23 at 8:33 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   That cat is the best thing that ever happened to me. I now have a valid reason to avoid my family, they can't claim I'm mentally unwell.
7. 2024-12-23 at 8:41 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I made this virtual room would go there in the past and play chess with Mik online. This may be the first year idgaf. Buying decorations never crossed my mind. I still haven't tried on the Halloween outfit I got.
   
   
8. 2024-12-23 at 8:45 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   If I get time this is the plan, but to me Christmas has always been the time to catch up on my studies.
   
   
9. 2024-12-23 at 9:32 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
10. 2024-12-23 at 10:02 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas
    
    blessed festive thread

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Elbow, 
    • Lanny
11. 2024-12-23 at 1:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I got a $5k cashiers check gift on Friday from my old boss, a few days before I got a $2k check off my new boss to help withe my moving expenses...tomorrow I'm expecting another $2-$3k for my annual bonus at our final Christmas lunch.
    
    That's some Christmas cheer.
12. 2024-12-23 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    I'm gonna play Uno with fluttershy, Crispy and maybe foxweiner
    
    Going to do a big pizza party for everyone that's here since half the people are gone so I can go all out for like 60$
    
    I got my assistant, my boss, my old assistant, presents. I gave my now ex girlfriends present to my friend to give to his baby mama.
    
    Gonna drop off a backpack full of dog toys, food and a TV to my old gay roommate and dog in the ghetto tomorrow morning
13. 2024-12-23 at 5:13 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    there's a mistletoe in my pants
14. 2024-12-23 at 5:41 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
15. 2024-12-24 at 6 AM UTC

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    Elbow African Astronaut
    Merry Christmas Eve Morn', everyone! Our Savior was born 24 hours from now, 2024 years ago. 😇
16. 2024-12-24 at 8:21 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    happy holidays
17. 2024-12-24 at 10:24 AM UTC

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Elbow Merry Christmas Eve Morn', everyone! Our Savior was born 24 hours from now, 2024 years ago. 😇

    
    The Second Coming of Christ is the achilles' heel of both Musk and christofascists. Make Luigi Christ.
18. 2024-12-24 at 10:51 AM UTC

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    Cosmopolitan Houston
    Santa's not real and neither is Jesus. Stop worshipping invisible skydaddies, it's 5785
19. 2024-12-24 at 11:12 AM UTC

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Santa's not real and neither is Jesus. Stop worshipping invisible skydaddies, it's 5785

    
    Christofascists get their authority from Christ and Musk can't compete with him. Idc if Jesus was real or not he can still save us.
20. 2024-12-24 at 11:14 AM UTC

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    Cosmopolitan Houston
    I like Elon Musk because he will let us send people to Mars.