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Malice's Autopsy Report

  1. HikikomoriYume0 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie As a parent it's your job to teach them morality. After you kill your kid you better kill yourself too, because you've clearly failed at being a parent.

    If I had a child I would make sure to explain sexuality to them without any enhancement.
    I would let them now there is nothing wrong with boning some hot adult woman, just let him know that they would probably take advantage of him and the risks of getting her pregnant (don't want him to have to pay child support).
    So what I would honestly do is just encourage him to masturbate like there is no tomorrow and share my porn stash with him, though I wouldn't watch any of it with him .. this is a Christian household.
  2. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    wow, that is.. really sad.🌷
  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    I remember him from zoklet. Too bad. Rip
  4. Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 If I had a child I would make sure to explain sexuality to them without any enhancement.
    I would let them now there is nothing wrong with boning some hot adult woman, just let him know that they would probably take advantage of him and the risks of getting her pregnant (don't want him to have to pay child support).
    So what I would honestly do is just encourage him to masturbate like there is no tomorrow and share my porn stash with him, though I wouldn't watch any of it with him .. this is a Christian household.

    what if its a girl ?
  5. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ More or less? He got gangstalked by a bunch of Mexican mafia members who forced red pills into him last I heard. Then he went to the ER and shaved his head into DeNiros mohawk ala Taxi Driver. 8 months later he rode the one way bus.

    I'm actually surprised he didnt do something with a little more fanfare in terms of the suicide. God knows he tried to talk me into doing a mass spree shooting before I kill myself.

    Which I will do by the way. Way better than the kebab guy.

    Any more detail on his stalking?
  6. Crispy reverse pedophile
    That autopsy was done on my birthday 😁
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Crispy That autopsy was done on my birthday 😁

    Happy birthday! Now you know how much organs weigh and can casually drop the info in conversation to your teachers
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Thank you
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