2017-06-26 at 1:13 AM UTC
Malice, if you go to college, get a degree and land a job, I will buy you a $20,000 car.
2017-06-26 at 1:44 AM UTC
you'll mail the car piece from a monopoly set to malice
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2017-06-26 at 1:57 AM UTC
oh shit, why didn't someone tell me sooner!
2017-06-26 at 2:43 AM UTC
My death date is April 3rd, 2032. I will be 43 years old. Just a month shy of my 44th birthday.
2017-06-26 at 3:18 AM UTC
NO.
First off if you just punch someone it's simple assault.
If you punch them and they die it's at least manslaughter.
What the fuck kind of hashtag is #aggravatedassaultisafelony ?
Cringe pots
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2017-06-26 at 3:23 AM UTC
I knew a guy who did this exact same thing. He ended up serving like 6 years and another year was house arrest I think. His official charge was involuntary manslaughter if I remember correctly. He was one of my counselors in "drug court" he also slanged and used major amounts of heroin and is one my main sources of criminal inspiration. His name is Sean. TY Sean.
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2017-06-26 at 3:29 AM UTC
I was also kinda fuzzy on the difference between voluntary and involuntary manslaughter. Like I assumed manslaughter was sort of synonymous with 'accident' so I figured it was always inherently involuntary.