The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-26 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #2241
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock there are other small furry…and not so furry…animals.
   
   and insects. and…things.

   
   oh no
   
   you're the worst human alive
2. 2017-06-26 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #2242
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice And a pair of hearing protection ear muffs, which are often worn by people with classical autism. Just going to use them when reading, background noise can annoy the hell out of me

   
   Can confirm that these help with concentration and memorization
   
   I wear them even though my workplace isn't THAT loud (background noise bothers the hell out of me and/or distracts me)
   
   That and compressed air can be very loud. Even with those on it still sometimes bothers me
3. 2017-06-26 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #2243
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice, if you go to college, get a degree and land a job, I will buy you a $20,000 car.
4. 2017-06-26 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #2244
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Malice, if you go to college, get a degree and land a job, I will buy you a $20,000 car.

   
   no you won't
5. 2017-06-26 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #2245
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   you'll mail the car piece from a monopoly set to malice
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   • mmQ
6. 2017-06-26 at 1:54 AM UTC

   #2246
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny you'll mail the car piece from a monopoly set to malice

   
   your dad is dead
7. 2017-06-26 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #2247
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny you'll mail the car piece from a monopoly set to malice

   
   Busted.
   
   Malice, try me.
8. 2017-06-26 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #2248
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   oh shit, why didn't someone tell me sooner!
9. 2017-06-26 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #2249
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by sploo your dad is dead

   
   Yours is dead too.
10. 2017-06-26 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #2250
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yours is dead too.

    
    i hope you die
11. 2017-06-26 at 2 AM UTC

    #2251
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by sploo i hope you die

    
    Me too kid, me too
12. 2017-06-26 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #2252
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
13. 2017-06-26 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #2253
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    We're all gonna die
14. 2017-06-26 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #2254
    RestStop Space Nigga
    My death date is April 3rd, 2032. I will be 43 years old. Just a month shy of my 44th birthday.
15. 2017-06-26 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #2255
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
    
    I guess this is the newest ad campaign here.
    
    
16. 2017-06-26 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #2256
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Its a pretty good messege actually
17. 2017-06-26 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #2257
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    NO.
    
    First off if you just punch someone it's simple assault.
    
    If you punch them and they die it's at least manslaughter.
    
    What the fuck kind of hashtag is #aggravatedassaultisafelony ?
    
    Cringe pots
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18. 2017-06-26 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #2258
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I knew a guy who did this exact same thing. He ended up serving like 6 years and another year was house arrest I think. His official charge was involuntary manslaughter if I remember correctly. He was one of my counselors in "drug court" he also slanged and used major amounts of heroin and is one my main sources of criminal inspiration. His name is Sean. TY Sean.
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    • mmQ
19. 2017-06-26 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #2259
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was also kinda fuzzy on the difference between voluntary and involuntary manslaughter. Like I assumed manslaughter was sort of synonymous with 'accident' so I figured it was always inherently involuntary.
20. 2017-06-26 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #2260
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Alls i'm sayin is, you don't wanna get scooped up in the mans net and get stuck with a bullshit felony and probation and shit when you don't have to. Then the faggot you "had" to beat up will have the last laugh.