2024-09-16 at 5:41 PM UTC
Now this is the quality content we’re looking for fona!!
Tell us all about your abduction and subsequent anal probe!
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post didn't die in a fire!
2024-09-16 at 7:04 PM UTC
That makes me think of another great alibi.
You see, a bug took a shit on my screen. Two shits actually. Right were the gaps of the 5 are, turning it into an 8. And I have poor eyesight, everyone knows that. And when I scrolled up I had bug shit on my finger which grossed me out so I put down the phone to wash my hand and never looked at that message again.
Bulletproof.
2024-09-16 at 7:31 PM UTC
everyone wants to take a picture of a UFO but nobody wants to give them a picture 🥺 #I👽︎Believe
2024-11-15 at 6:02 AM UTC
In my meditations, I have learned of a formation of cloud like this as a 'sky prince'. Again, it is just a formation of cloud, but I will say also that from the tradition of gazing upward, mystics have felt what would manifest of their wonder for existence as a noble element of experience itself. Indeed, this does express in nature what is truly a real and factual entity that once dwelt in that native capacity for human life in the modalities for such that give rise to perception, and this indeed indicates as a phenomenon of that the truth that once those facilitated a way of sensation for nature to communicate essentially many basic ingredients for the building of the hominid into profound complexity as a work of art. Funnily, they would not at all appreciate that they are implicated in why we identify a UFO, and that says exactly what was the stroke of humor for their character of meaning in the priorities of why and how a cloud would look down and smile--it certainly does not want you to see it that way, is the joke on them. They are long, long dead; and people have not stopped looking for them. I won't claim to know if there are actual spaceships, I just presume the universe is very busy and does not want us to kill a form of life beyond our immediate atmosphere.
2024-11-15 at 8:03 PM UTC
Every time they abduct someone the person takes off their pants and starts blushing and the aliens go "wtf wtf" and don't come back for 50 years
2024-11-15 at 8:10 PM UTC
I think op got probed and by probed I mean fucked in the ass
