I snapped a picture of a UFO

1. 2024-09-16 at 5:40 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
2. 2024-09-16 at 5:41 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Dat a bug.
3. 2024-09-16 at 5:41 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Bird shit
4. 2024-09-16 at 5:41 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
   Now this is the quality content we’re looking for fona!!
   Tell us all about your abduction and subsequent anal probe!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Fonaplats
5. 2024-09-16 at 6:58 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
   

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW OR WE ARE GOING TO BE INVADED!!!!!

6. 2024-09-16 at 7:04 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   That makes me think of another great alibi.
   
   You see, a bug took a shit on my screen. Two shits actually. Right were the gaps of the 5 are, turning it into an 8. And I have poor eyesight, everyone knows that. And when I scrolled up I had bug shit on my finger which grossed me out so I put down the phone to wash my hand and never looked at that message again.
   
   Bulletproof.
7. 2024-09-16 at 7:31 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   everyone wants to take a picture of a UFO but nobody wants to give them a picture 🥺 #I👽︎Believe
8. 2024-09-16 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Dats bird poo yo
9. 2024-09-16 at 9:08 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
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