The Nigga Confessional™ †

1. 2017-06-25 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #161
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   we're not catholics on this space station child, we are nigga trianglists.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-25 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #162
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I hold scars on my wrist.
3. 2017-06-25 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #163
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mashlehash I hold scars on my wrist.

   
   
   

   Originally posted by NARCassist btw children, you shud be starting your confessions 'forgive me nigga for i have sinned, its been XX days since my last confession…'
   
   lets start doing it properly now
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-25 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #164
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by cerakote catholics are the niggers of religion

   
   That title most definitely goes to the Muslims
5. 2017-06-25 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #165
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They're the niggers of Christianity then.
6. 2017-06-25 at 5:44 AM UTC

   #166
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo They're the niggers of Christianity then.

   
   That works
7. 2017-06-25 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #167
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Forgive me nigga, for I have sinned. It has been half a day since my last confession. I ate all my sleeping drugs way early (like 5pm) yesterday just to get high because I hate my life, then I only got one sleep cycle in (slept midnight to 3:30)
   
   Nigga, I suppose if I hated my life yesterday I'm going to plain die during it today. Please give me the strength to not slap my mom or whoop her ass if she gets drunk and starts breaking my shit again. I hope you can allow me this strength and forgive my past and potential future sins.
8. 2017-06-25 at 7:53 AM UTC

   #168
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Trianglism made scronaldo go insane now he is playing music spam texting me about JOHN LOCKE JOHN LOCKE!!. I am not even confessing just telling you to quit this fake bullshit cult its just code words for meth.
   
   Thanks for getting my friends addicted to drugs btw.
9. 2017-06-25 at 9:26 AM UTC

   #169
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Kinkou Forgive me nigga, for I have sinned. It has been half a day since my last confession. I ate all my sleeping drugs way early (like 5pm) yesterday just to get high because I hate my life, then I only got one sleep cycle in (slept midnight to 3:30)
   
   Nigga, I suppose if I hated my life yesterday I'm going to plain die during it today. Please give me the strength to not slap my mom or whoop her ass if she gets drunk and starts breaking my shit again. I hope you can allow me this strength and forgive my past and potential future sins.

   
   ok child, 5 my nigga's, 5 wagwan's and fingerbang yourself on cam and post link in my pm. peace be upon you sister.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-25 at 9:28 AM UTC

    #170
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by spacepantz Trianglism made scronaldo go insane now he is playing music spam texting me about JOHN LOCKE JOHN LOCKE!!. I am not even confessing just telling you to quit this fake bullshit cult its just code words for meth.
    
    Thanks for getting my friends addicted to drugs btw.

    
    we're are all playing music and spam texting about JOHN LOCKE. 5 my nigga's and 5 wagwan's for your lack of faith in teh durgs.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-25 at 10:08 AM UTC

    #171
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lmfao damnit im not doing anymore nigga confessionals
12. 2017-06-25 at 10:11 AM UTC

    #172
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Kinkou lmfao damnit im not doing anymore nigga confessionals

    
    regular confession purifies the soul my child.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-25 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #173
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    damn u damn u damn u damn u
    
    plls jus pardon me lol
14. 2017-06-25 at 10:14 AM UTC

    #174
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Kinkou lmfao damnit im not doing anymore nigga confessionals

    
    also while your here chick, fill up this cup for us, i'm getting low on teh holy water, wink wink ;)
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-25 at 10:33 AM UTC

    #175
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    THIS SACRED THREAD IS LIMITED TO CONFESSIONALS ONLY
    
    FOLLOW DA RULES ITS UR THREAD
    
    @_@
16. 2017-06-25 at 11:11 AM UTC

    #176
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    thats right i make the rules here
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-26 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #177
    

    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    do whores get to go to heaven? : (
18. 2017-06-26 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #178
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant do whores get to go to heaven? : (

    
    I sure as shit hope so. Who else am I going to bang when I'm drunk/high on shards?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • 10 Ft. Ganja Plant
19. 2017-06-26 at 2:47 AM UTC

    #179
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am a sinner for not working 6 days a week and going to church on the 7th :( but I pray at home
20. 2017-06-26 at 5:47 AM UTC

    #180
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 That title most definitely goes to the Muslims

    
    no those are sandniggers not regular niggers