Can any of you make good biscuits?

1. 2024-10-22 at 2:21 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I was looking at a Hardees commercial and it got me thinking about how good their biscuits are. I don't think it's biscuits so much as them using a lot of salted butter on the outside somehow.
   
   I make pretty good buttermilk biscuits by mixing lard, self rising flour and buttermilk. I should probably melt the lard, mix it and let it cool. My grandma taught me with crisco but I tried lard for some reason and it tastes a little like pizza hut deep dish crusts to use goyslop as a reference.
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   • Bradley
2. 2024-10-22 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I made cookies once in elementary school along with the other classmates but I've never made any since then. I have made Pakistani sweets before and they tasted good, according to others. I just think they were being nice but who knows. I enjoyed it myself as well.
3. 2024-10-22 at 2:23 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I like croissants
   
   The best is when u shove weiners in them and bake, little bit of spicy mustard
4. 2024-10-22 at 2:24 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Everything is better with a wiener in it. -OP
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5. 2024-10-22 at 2:24 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Croissants are nice too but I never had one with weiners put into them. I don't think they sell those.
6. 2024-10-22 at 2:25 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Croissants are nice too but I never had one with weiners put into them. I don't think they sell those.

   
   U make them
   
   They're called jedis in a Blanket.
7. 2024-10-22 at 2:26 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   
8. 2024-10-22 at 2:27 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   I know people that make those with Pillsbury dough which I think sucks.
   
   But that may be what hardees makes them with but just a fuckton of butter.
9. 2024-10-22 at 2:28 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   But point being, Pillsbury dough kinda tastes like shit.
10. 2024-10-22 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I like them :(...
11. 2024-10-22 at 2:29 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Oh my gawd guysz don't even get me started for reels my gravure recipe is off the chain.
12. 2024-10-22 at 2:30 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I've eaten Instigators gravy
13. 2024-10-22 at 2:35 PM UTC

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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I was looking at a Hardees commercial and it got me thinking about how good their biscuits are. I don't think it's biscuits so much as them using a lot of salted butter on the outside somehow.
    
    I make pretty good buttermilk biscuits by mixing lard, self rising flour and buttermilk. I should probably melt the lard, mix it and let it cool. My grandma taught me with crisco but I tried lard for some reason and it tastes a little like pizza hut deep dish crusts to use goyslop as a reference.

    
    
    My momma used Crisco for everything when I was a kid. If you make… your biscuits, you better post em in the foodie thread! ❤️👍
14. 2024-10-22 at 2:36 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I heard Crisco can be used as a personal lubricant.
    
    Can you confirm?
15. 2024-10-22 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    only when i risk it
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16. 2024-10-22 at 2:38 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by maddie only when i risk it

    
    What's up
17. 2024-10-22 at 2:38 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Nvm I thought u were responding to my inquiry
18. 2024-10-22 at 2:48 PM UTC

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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley I heard Crisco can be used as a personal lubricant.
    
    Can you confirm?

    
    Only for cooking… Bradley!
    
    
    *I do remember that one time when my sister had the bright idea of slathering herself in Crisco oil to sunbathe- she fuqn fried herself into a sunburnt crisp!
19. 2024-10-22 at 3:36 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yes I am a master baker
    
20. 2024-10-22 at 5:21 PM UTC

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr My momma used Crisco for everything when I was a kid. If you make… your biscuits, you better post em in the foodie thread! ❤️👍

    
    We have whole food forum that you want moved to your thread...
    
    I might but I wasn't planning on cooking any anytime soon. I'm back on health kick and not eating a ton of unnecessary carbs. I might do it anyway just to flex a lil