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Robbing a bank

  1. #21
    r0k3Nb Yung Blood
    Originally posted by infinityshock illiterate fucking retard…the only roll youre on is when the school bully pushes you down the stairs.

    Whatever, your too pussy to try and have anal secks on the edge of a 10 flight, pics or GTFO
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by r0k3Nb Whatever, your too pussy to try and have anal secks on the edge of a 10 flight, pics or GTFO

    ok, Bill Krozby.
  3. #23
    r0k3Nb Yung Blood
    Originally posted by infinityshock ok, Bill Krozby.

    Whatever you know who I am, and you know what I'll pay to get what i want. Don't play coy with me, i tire with the games.

    Let me suck it now. My tonsils, they itch, my stomach, be empty.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by infinityshock if that were true they wouldnt waste their time with die packs or security. banks rarely depend on the FDIC to reimburse their losses…99.999999% of the time the bank eats the loss, if the funds arent recovered.



    that is literally false, you idiot.

    there is no such thing as tin foil, either. idiot. do you know how expensive that shit is?

    #1 they are not going to bother putting dye packs and shit in small amounts of cash because they don't want to deal with a loss of life. Dye packs are also easy to detect in small amounts.

    Secondly, aluminium foil whatever, shut up faggot. It literally acts as a faraday cage. Try it with your cellphone, cockmongler
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by r0k3Nb Whatever you know who I am, and you know what I'll pay to get what i want. Don't play coy with me, i tire with the games.

    Let me suck it now. My tonsils, they itch, my stomach, be empty.

    when im done with you your stomach is going to be distended like octomom after the 12th month of pregnancy
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon #1 they are not going to bother putting dye packs and shit in small amounts of cash because they don't want to deal with a loss of life. Dye packs are also easy to detect in small amounts.

    Secondly, aluminium foil whatever, shut up faggot. It literally acts as a faraday cage. Try it with your cellphone, cockmongler

    you're an idiot.

    go read the post I made about encasing a cell phone in lead and it still receiving signal.

    idiot
  7. #27
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're an idiot.

    go read the post I made about encasing a cell phone in lead and it still receiving signal.

    idiot

    Try to call someone with it even in aluminum foil faggot. Do it. Make a video. I'll wait.
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Try to call someone with it even in aluminum foil faggot. Do it. Make a video. I'll wait.

    fucking retard...receiving or sending is the same thing.

    sending isn't plausible because it breaks the EM seal, allowing in rado waves. that's why I sealed the phone in LEAD sheet then called it.

    it rang. idiot.
  9. #29
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Bump, because this hread started strong
  10. #30
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Google "Lazlo Soot". That pretty much sums up my methods right there.
  11. #31
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Okay but that's from a movie (admittedly one I haven't seen); do you have any other ideas or can you explain why it's applicable in real life?
  12. #32
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Yeah a guy bought a realistic mask that was like $800. I think they're called SPFX? or something along those lines. They're pretty damn realistic the only reason the guy got caught is because he was riding around robbing several banks in the same town on the same day. I'm pretty convinced he wouldn't have gotten caught had he robbed only one in towns several miles apart.
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Bank would be the worst thing to rob. These days, there are weapon detectors built right into the teller stations which trigger silent alarms, and all the tellers have is an ATM card and have to go to the ATM station on their island and make a deposit first to be able to withdraw; they have just about as much power in getting their hands on money as the customers they serve. It's not like they just have drawers of bundles of bills, like the old days. Dream on. If you're lucky, you might get a couple hundred dollars, because that's the teller's limit with no deposit. That's why they have to rob so many banks. You have to rob a dozen banks just to get a couple grand. Now, BINGO parlors. There's where the big cash is. Very easy to hit. Usually an open back door for air. Usually at least 20,000+ in cash right in the back office, manned by old people, if the place is large enough. (This information is for educational purposes only, and no way directs or suggests anyone commit a crime).
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    bump
  15. #35
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Bank would be the worst thing to rob. These days, there are weapon detectors built right into the teller stations which trigger silent alarms, and all the tellers have is an ATM card and have to go to the ATM station on their island and make a deposit first to be able to withdraw; they have just about as much power in getting their hands on money as the customers they serve. It's not like they just have drawers of bundles of bills, like the old days. Dream on. If you're lucky, you might get a couple hundred dollars, because that's the teller's limit with no deposit. That's why they have to rob so many banks. You have to rob a dozen banks just to get a couple grand. Now, BINGO parlors. There's where the big cash is. Very easy to hit. Usually an open back door for air. Usually at least 20,000+ in cash right in the back office, manned by old people, if the place is large enough. (This information is for educational purposes only, and no way directs or suggests anyone commit a crime).

    If you can build an effective, cheap, safe and widely deployable "weapon detector" that you can build into a counter, I'll eat a bull's dick. There is no such thing. Short of making one of those TSA rapedio scanners, you're not detecting shit.
  16. #36
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    This guy was good...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_SkNmhgjSo

    He used statistics as a strategy. If those damn kids hadn't found one of his stashes, he would have probably never been caught.

    I had an idea about escaping into those sewer manholes where a custom made electric bike would be waiting for me to cruise off miles away to another manhole where I'd have a vehicle ready.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by SBTlauien This guy was good…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_SkNmhgjSo

    He used statistics as a strategy. If those damn kids hadn't found one of his stashes, he would have probably never been caught.

    I had an idea about escaping into those sewer manholes where a custom made electric bike would be waiting for me to cruise off miles away to another manhole where I'd have a vehicle ready.

    Makes sense; the best way to beat an eye in the sky is to go underground
  18. #38
    no joke my good friend robbed a bank and initially got away. he only wore a hat and sunglasses so they identified him easily i guess and caught up with him. hes white though so he barely did any time lel
  19. #39
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by SBTlauien This guy was good…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_SkNmhgjSo

    He used statistics as a strategy. If those damn kids hadn't found one of his stashes, he would have probably never been caught.

    I had an idea about escaping into those sewer manholes where a custom made electric bike would be waiting for me to cruise off miles away to another manhole where I'd have a vehicle ready.

    I love Masterminds. It's a great show for developing criminal ideas.
  20. #40
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Makes sense; the best way to beat an eye in the sky is to go underground

    There's still little trackers they put in cash bundles. Not to mention that once you go into the sewers, the police likely have maps and can determine where you'll likely come up at(or at least narrow it down and have officers waiting).

    The whole point of the electric bike is to cover a large distance quickly enough so that you'll be out of their perimeter. A specially made bag with multiple sealable pockets(in case a dye pack goes off) and made to prevent tracking, would be good.

    A robbery like this though would be best taking hostages(kidnapping) and hitting the vault. It'd be get away and be set for life or go to prison for the rest of your life.
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