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  1. #61
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by shitty titty Absolutely fucking tragic. I can’t even fathom this.

    I pray you find a man with a perfectly curved dick that makes you not able to walk straight, see straight, and talk in tongues. In Jesus name amen.

    I like not needing men.
  2. #62
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Who said anything about needing
  3. #63
    Kafka sweaty
    My spirit is the only thing that matters, not earthly pleasures which trap you.
  4. #64
    Kafka sweaty
    This topic is boring.
  5. #65
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Oh ok Kafkahontas. The rainstorm and the river are my brothers too.
  6. #66
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Frala, tell us of your sexual escapades in great detail.
    Show Kafka how a real cow girl does it.
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  7. #67
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Shaddup
  8. #68
    Kafka sweaty
    I don't get it. Aren't men always masturbating but they're still aggressive?
  9. #69
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Men are much easier to wrangle after sex or blowjobs.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Kafka Technically I am already qualified to be a sage because of other aspects of my lifestyle.

    Which is another world for witch.
  11. #71
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Kafka "In Buddhism, celibacy is often practiced by monks and nuns as part of their path toward enlightenment. The goal of celibacy in this context is to free the mind from worldly desires and distractions, including sexual desire. By avoiding attachment and cultivating self-control, one can focus more fully on meditation, mindfulness, and inner development. The idea is that desire, including sexual desire, can bind people to the cycle of suffering (samsara), and by renouncing it, individuals can move closer to liberation (nirvana)."

    I wonder what kinda ropes a monk would be blasting after 30 years of being a volcel?
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  12. #72
    Originally posted by CASPER I wonder what kinda ropes a monk would be blasting after 30 years of being a volcel?

    Just don't be around when the monk lets go.
  13. #73
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I bet if Kafka had a penis she would be a misogynist.
  14. #74
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER I wonder what kinda ropes a monk would be blasting after 30 years of being a volcel?

    Holy ones.
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  15. #75
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I bet if Kafka had a penis she would be a misogynist.

    That'd be a nightmare. Though I do crave a real friendship and maybe that's only possible if you're a male, only being attracted to females would be hell for me. Females have traumatised me, I can't make them happy. So if I were male I would be forever alone.
  16. #76
    Kafka sweaty
    With aspergers, spending the rest of your life with a female and trying to make them happy would be torture.
  17. #77
    Kafka sweaty
    Women being attracted to me isn't a problem, but idk how to make them happy and don't understand them so it's just grief.
  18. #78
    Kafka sweaty
    If I ever wish I was male it's only so that I can have a real friend with mutual interests. When you're a female, even if you have mutual interests, you can't be friends. :/
  19. #79
    You have to be comfortable in your own skin and stop trying to assign labels to yourself. You think way too much about what other people think. Just imagine them all in their underwear.
  20. #80
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm happy to be female though. Males seem to have blindspots because of their privilege, and I crave truth above all else. Males are more inclined to be blind to truth.
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