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2024-10-07 at 8:40 PM UTC
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2024-10-07 at 8:43 PM UTCYou don't scare him, kid.
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2024-10-07 at 8:44 PM UTCI scare you, im a kidThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-07 at 8:53 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker It was an astoma sack. The potato never made it to Europe until the mid 16th century. In the mid 18th century the British introduced it to Persia (Iran) in the mid 18th century.
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2024-10-08 at 12:15 AM UTC
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2024-10-08 at 1:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
If you aren't kneeling down with a communion catcher beneath you, you are basically pagan.
If the communion falls on the floor, I have heard of holes being cut in the carpet to retrieve it all.
Remember, that bread is literally the Body of Christ*. Like that's literally what the transubstantiation of the eucharist is, it is the priest turning the flat bread into the Body of Christ. If you believe that, why wouldn't you treat the flesh of your saviour the way it deserves to be treated?
*do not count as meat when calculating your protein/keto macros. It's bread, and it'll knock you out of ketosis if you eat too much.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-08 at 7:23 AM UTCand always keep an eye on the Holy Host and watch out for sus people that try to steal it to perform a black mass
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2024-10-08 at 7:29 AM UTC
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2024-10-08 at 7:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood and always keep an eye on the Holy Host and watch out for sus people that try to steal it to perform a black mass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mass
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2024-10-08 at 7:31 AM UTCLiterally
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2024-10-08 at 8:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by π¦π MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted π (we beat covid!) π¬πππ (π©β) If you aren't kneeling down with a communion catcher beneath you, you are basically pagan.
If the communion falls on the floor, I have heard of holes being cut in the carpet to retrieve it all.
Remember, that bread is literally the Body of Christ*. Like that's literally what the transubstantiation of the eucharist is, it is the priest turning the flat bread into the Body of Christ. If you believe that, why wouldn't you treat the flesh of your saviour the way it deserves to be treated?
*do not count as meat when calculating your protein/keto macros. It's bread, and it'll knock you out of ketosis if you eat too much.
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2024-10-08 at 12 PM UTCI saw a guy on youtube refer to the lords supper with a slight lisp as a "little snack" and a "treat"
because it was protestant and they used a prepacked grapejuice shooter with a cookie being given out by a 16 year old girls part of the church "welcome team" to say a prayer with you -
2024-10-08 at 12:38 PM UTC
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2024-10-08 at 2:03 PM UTCOnly the OGs kneel and make the priest put it on their tongue. Everyone else just uses 2 hands and eats it themselves
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2024-10-08 at 5:02 PM UTCI imagine in some churches you kneel, close your eyes, open wide, and the priest puts his dick in your mouth.
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2024-10-08 at 5:26 PM UTC
https://www.documentacatholicaomnia.eu/03d/1225-1274,_Thomas_Aquinas,_Biblica._Catena_Aurea_in_Marcum_%5B1%5D,_EN.pdf
https://archive.org/details/p1catenaaureacom01thomuoft
that time Thomas Aquinas sat down and collected every commentary ever made on the Gospels throughout church history and compiled it all into a single manuscript so you can look up any verse from the bible and see every talking point ever. Great for debating Orthobros and Protestants!
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2024-10-08 at 7:36 PM UTC
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2024-10-08 at 7:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Imagine imagining that and not being gay.
According to Fiducia Supplicans nobody is gay but everyone is a sinner
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2024-10-08 at 8:26 PM UTC
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2024-10-08 at 8:39 PM UTCNew cardinals fuys!
https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/pope-francis-names-21-new-cardinals-including-archbishop-of-toronto-1.7064071The Archbishop of Toronto is among 21 new cardinals Pope Francis named Sunday and the lone new cardinal from North America.
Archbishop Francis Leo, 53, was born in Montreal and previously served as vicar general and moderator of the Curia of the Archdiocese of Montreal and auxiliary bishop of Montreal. He has served as archbishop of Toronto since March 2023.
Leo was not available for interviews Sunday as the archdiocese said the news was quite sudden, but he issued a statement saying he is humbled and honoured to receive the appointment.
"I pray and rely on the prayers of the faithful in Toronto that I will be a worthy servant of the Lord Jesus in fulfilling my responsibilities as a member of the College of Cardinals and to continue in my primary role as shepherd of the faithful of the Archdiocese of Toronto," he wrote.
The Pope significantly increased the size of the College of Cardinals with Sunday's appointments, further cementing his mark on the group of prelates who will one day elect his successor.
The new cardinals will get their red hats at a ceremony, known as a consistory, on Dec. 8.
One of the other people named Sunday as a cardinal is Monsignor Angelo Acerbi, a retired Vatican diplomat once held hostage for six weeks in Colombia by leftist guerrillas, who at age 99 is the only new intake over 80 and hence too old to vote for a new pope.
The South American-born Pope also named as cardinals the heads of several major dioceses and archdioceses from that continent, including archbishop of Santiago del Estero, Argentina, Vicente Bokalic Iglic; the archbishop of Porto Alegre, Brazil, Jaime Spengler; and the archbishop of Santiago, Chile, Fernando Natalio Chomali Garib.
Francis also tapped the archbishop of Tehran, Iran, Monsignor Dominique Joseph Mathieu, the bishop of Bogor, Indonesia, Monsignor Paskalis Bruno Syukor, and the archbishop of Abidjan, Ivory Coast, Monsignor Ignace Bessi Dogbo, among others.
Archbishop Emeritus Cardinal Thomas Collins of Toronto remains a cardinal elector until January of 2027, the Archdiocese of Toronto wrote in a statement.
Other Cardinal-electors from Canada include Cardinal GΓ©rald Lacroix of the Archdiocese of Quebec and Cardinal Michael Czerny, SJ, Prefect of the Vaticanβs Dicastery for Promoting Integral Human Development.
This report by The Canadian Press was first published Oct. 6, 2024.
β with files from The Associated Press
