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  1. #21
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Okay so the Catholic Church up the road has cabbage rolls and I'm a slut for cabbage rolls so gonna sign the cross and hym a tune in hopes we get some.
    I look like dog piss today but I'm trying to get ready.



    Does anyone know any Catholic stuff? I have not a clue about a any of it…

    Andrei, you should figure out all the church donations and events. They give out so much free shit to anyone who can pretend to be delusional for an hour or two. Dont even have to attend church i think
  2. #22
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Wear a cross necklace
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm delusional
  4. #24
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Ik brad
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Church was fantasic. Everyone sang softly and high pitched.
    They talked about abortion.
    I didn't remember to ask about cabbage rolls but I think I have to go to hypogeum before I can even eat the bread.

    I suggest a TLM (Traditional Latin Mass) next time. I will locate one in your diocese.


    My local church is a 200 year old beautiful Cathedral of notable local history but their sermons is literally a pajit and women singing songs on guitar but I heard TLM parishes are packed full with families and people of all ages like the true ancient church
    and they speak the mystic holy language of latin and burn incense and bang a gong it's really mystical like eastern churches
  6. #26
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You should be in a "State of Grace" to consume the holy host or else it can poison your soul. Just put your arms in a X over your chest and it will let people know you are not in a state of grace, or something



    There has to be a lot of vigilance in todays world around the eucharist. Satanic cults try to steal the host to perform a black mass and they ONLY steal them from Lutheran or Catholic churches THINK ABOUT THAT why do SATANISTS believe in the real presence but most people don't????? THEY UNDERSTAND IT HAS POWER
  7. #27
    Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by Crispy Wear a cross necklace

    Don't do that. Worship not false idols...
  8. #28
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    But i went to church today.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by Crispy But i went to church today.

    I'm very happy to hear that, Crispolis.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im lying, i slept all day
  11. #31
    Gridlocke Houston
    Originally posted by Crispy Im lying, i slept all day

    Maybe next time then
  12. #32
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    No, i hate church
  13. #33
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Oh man I could really eat some potato cakes rn
  14. #34
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Mm i want potatoes
  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Gridlocke Don't do that. Worship not false idols…
    Iconoclasm!
  16. #36
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) It's the one true religion.

    lol no your heretical offshoot of judaism, itself a heretical monotheistic offshoot of some earlier polytheistic levantine religion, is not the one true religion. the name of the one true religion has been dead for longer than we have had the written word, and therefore its name and its gods and its truths are dead to us. the best we can hope to do now is to uncover the same Truth that the one true religion once explained. some fragmentary truths might remain in the misbegotten mutant religions of the modern era, and so they are instrumentally useful to a believer in the one true religion, but they are flawed and imperfect. swedhuism and attempts to reconstruct the proto-indo-european religion are the closest we have to a "one true religion", but even the PIE religion was likely a bastardized mutant offspring of Truth.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I'm sure they are selling the cabbage rolls to any dick with a dollar dumb ass.
  18. #38
    hahhaha, kike on a stick, kick on a stick
    lallalala
  19. #39
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Rabbi Benjamin Goldsniff hahhaha, kike on a stick, kick on a stick
    lallalala

    Your church is next week, sir

  20. #40
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol did u take the eucharist?
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