2016-06-23 at 7:23 AM UTC
This is far more a problem than being too cold so stop bitching, get a blanket and some warming KY jelly. Trying to reach an orgasm in blazing heat, two fans blowing and youre still pouring buckets of sweat and god forbid the dogs trip the cord right when youre getting there- too close to stop and plug it back in, too fucking hot to finish- finally when you do cum youre about dead from heat exhaustion as you feel the brain cells inside your head cooking. Any sex act in general is fucking agonizing- while fucking, you literally stick to your partner with sweat and as you speed up yiu begin to make all sorts of squishy, weird, unnatural noises that fuck with you so bad you begin laughing from the comedy of it and in part because your brain is melting, as you hurry uo to finish the noises get worse and the sticky slap of skin on skin drenched in sweat about kills it. Finally you lay there wondering if the romp you just had was worth the orgasm and soaked bed and sheets youre now laying on out of breath in heat stroke. Yeah, Id say it was worth it but god damn...
2016-06-23 at 7:33 AM UTC
[greentext]>The means justify the ends[/greentext]
I saw a picture of you tonight. Nice rack. :D
2016-06-23 at 7:57 AM UTC
Well, thanks, I guess. I honestly wish I didnt have tits. They get in the way, guys who drive you to the store gas because you ran out ask to see your tits on the eay back real creepy likr, they hurt and ache and during and after pregnancy they get super huge and engorged with milk and if a baby cries they literally soak your shirt with milk pouring, if you have sex milk goes everywhere- the few months zi breastfed my son I had uncrontrollable/non-desired orgasms just from him suckling. Shit zi havent nursed in months and still I do have milk from time to time when Im super horny. Again, they ache.. they are heavy... Im guess I should be happy Im not like some woman I know who have 2/3 of their body weight being tits, but even my smaller tits pose a problem.
You know, §m£ÂgØL has a very nice set of man tits- not your typical fat man-man tits either. He even has a bowl which convieniently can hold an ash tray perfrctly which works for after sex cigarettes and not worrying about the tray tipping on the bed. You seriously need to check those man tattas out- youd see why I love them so much. All my tits have ever been good for is holding money, feeding my child, holding lighters and holding hamsters so well I would call them my hampie-holder since he would sit just comfortable squished between my cleavage and go everywhere with me.
2016-06-23 at 8:19 AM UTC
Tell your trainer to adjust the watertemperature in your tank.
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2016-06-23 at 8:38 AM UTC
The little hampie was so comfy as his ribcage got crushed. They seem to have incredibly short live spans of 30 minutes or so, so hydro always kept a bag of disposable hampies with her to stuff her tits with. Probably stored somewhere else in her body.
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2016-06-23 at 8:41 AM UTC
Don't panic, though. Every hampie was put to good use as she gurgled down every single one like an owl after they got enough love.
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2016-07-16 at 1:02 AM UTC
Nah, only ever had one hamster, and he lived 6 years being my little buddy, he hung out on my shoulder a lot too- he'd just go nest in my tits when he was tired or scared.
2016-07-16 at 3:36 PM UTC
Just IV benzos and you will free yourself from all sexual desire.
2017-06-22 at 6:46 PM UTC
Masturbate itself with Piles of Cock
2017-06-22 at 7:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Falco
Masturbate itself with Piles of Cock
a subhuman is a lot like a dildo
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2017-06-22 at 7:55 PM UTC
I was funny in this thread. Haha.