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I want to masturbate tonight but its too hot
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Originally posted by hydromorphone This is far more a problem than being too cold so stop bitching, get a blanket and some warming KY jelly. Trying to reach an orgasm in blazing heat, two fans blowing and youre still pouring buckets of sweat and god forbid the dogs trip the cord right when youre getting there- too close to stop and plug it back in, too fucking hot to finish- finally when you do cum youre about dead from heat exhaustion as you feel the brain cells inside your head cooking. Any sex act in general is fucking agonizing- while fucking, you literally stick to your partner with sweat and as you speed up yiu begin to make all sorts of squishy, weird, unnatural noises that fuck with you so bad you begin laughing from the comedy of it and in part because your brain is melting, as you hurry uo to finish the noises get worse and the sticky slap of skin on skin drenched in sweat about kills it. Finally you lay there wondering if the romp you just had was worth the orgasm and soaked bed and sheets youre now laying on out of breath in heat stroke. Yeah, Id say it was worth it but god damn…
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Originally posted by hydromorphone you literally stick to your partner with sweat and as you speed up yiu begin to make all sorts of squishy, weird, unnatural noises that fuck with you so bad you begin laughing from the comedy of it and in part because your brain is melting, as you hurry uo to finish the noises get worse and the sticky slap of skin on skin drenched in sweat about kills it.
That's why you should always keep a towel around during sex. I'm a virgin, but simply through the process of rational analyzation the importance of towels within reach became clear.
Or, if it's too humid for that to work, talcum powder on your ass? Kind of a funny thought, but it should work. Heh...
Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, thanks, I guess. I honestly wish I didnt have tits. They get in the way, guys who drive you to the store gas because you ran out ask to see your tits on the eay back real creepy likr, they hurt and ache and during and after pregnancy they get super huge and engorged with milk and if a baby cries they literally soak your shirt with milk pouring, if you have sex milk goes everywhere- the few months zi breastfed my son I had uncrontrollable/non-desired orgasms just from him suckling. Shit zi havent nursed in months and still I do have milk from time to time when Im super horny. Again, they ache.. they are heavy…
Pregnancy is utterly revolting and animalistic. Unbelieveable that so many men would wish this on the woman they claim to love. They become just like any other animal. -
2017-06-23 at 12:06 AM UTCYou're a virgin??? How old are you? >:|
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2017-06-23 at 12:16 AM UTC27. It's by choice, I have no social relationships of any form. I am borderline asexual and asocial. Probably also schizoid as well as a severe aspie. There are a lot of things that are either flat out wrong with me or unusual.
Sex has never seemed that interesting. I've never glorified it, placed undue value it, or mystified it, seen it as mysterious and confusing, overanalyzed it, like many, if not most, long-term virgins do.
Of course I could easily have sex if I wanted to. Most of the people that think they can't get laid are flat out delusional. I'm not fat, I could become muscular again pretty fast if I started lifting again and using SARMs or steroids, and my looks are at least average. Tinder and online dating makes it so easy even for extreme introverts, in our modern era.
I can't give a simple explanation for this, there are a multitude of aspects I've been ruminating on for over a decade. It's how I choose to live my life, currently.
Although, it isn't unusual for aspies to be very late bloomers/developers in some ways, particularly the males. My development was incredibly asymmetrical, with cognitive development being accelerated from an early age, but always having been absolutely socially and emotionally retarded. -
2017-06-23 at 12:19 AM UTCPM or email me your pic please so I can tell you whether I'd rape you or not
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2017-06-23 at 7:30 AM UTCSweaty sex is the best sex.
