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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Distressed. I just got back from a woodland walk and my neighbours are blasting Coldplay, I can't hear myself think. Idk if I should go to their door to complain or blast Venga Boys so they get the message.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I've misplaced my Loop earplugs.
  3. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I buy all my chicken at the supermarket, where no chickens are hurt.

    really ?

    where are all the cocks.
  4. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina where are all the cocks.

    I'm not helping you look. You're on your own, kid.
  5. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm not helping you look. You're on your own, kid.

    i'll be back with a warrant to search your anus,
  6. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i'll be back with a warrant to search your anus,

    Make sure and bring a body bag for yourself.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Stress levels too high.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I'm wondering what kind of vacation would be best for me, I feel like chilling not exploring atm. Maybe just a hotel that has a spa.

    https://spectrum-holidays.com/
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Dying
  10. Kafka sweaty
    My arms are so itchy I feel like I'm going to scratch my skin off screams
  11. Kafka sweaty
  12. Originally posted by Kafka My arms are so itchy I feel like I'm going to scratch my skin off screams

    Usually that's due to sweat and humidity.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Usually that's due to sweat and humidity.

    Or in cases such as yours, fleas.

  14. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Little tired, I felt like shit all weekend. Feeling a little better thankfully because I'm not calling off work unless I absolutely have to.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Or in cases such as yours, fleas.


    That sure learned me, you pathetic mung.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I feel disturbed today. All I remember from my dream is that my throat and stomach were a bloody mess and that I'd conspired with someone to poison a dinner party. I listened to four hypnosis tracks and took Akira to the store with me. I played myhouse.wad and the music and the house changing so there were no more doors to get out of it, was stuck in the house made me feel sick. Idk if I have information overload or if life is just disturbing atm. I'm not sure what to do now, I don't feel like making dinner after Akira dragged a dead bird in. I washed clothes and learned hacking for an hour. Watched one anime episode.
  17. Kafka sweaty
    I like this necklace but it's a cheap material so I've been trying to find something similar.

  18. Kafka sweaty
    Idk what will make me feel better.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    I threw the bird out the front door and she's gone and left it at the back door now. I heard a cat fight outside and dunno where she is now.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    The black cat is here so I just fed it. It must have been with that cat.
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