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  1. Kafka sweaty
    It's freaking me out that if I end up with someone for good it's unlikely they'll be white. At this point the trajectory is the sugar daddy or the coke dealer and neither of them are white. I've never entertained the thought.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I'm more attracted to white people but I'm gonna be with whoever treats me right.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I have a scary feeling whoever I end up with next will be the one I stay with for good.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    I got the munchies …💖
  5. Originally posted by Kafka I have a scary feeling whoever I end up with next will be the one I stay with for good.

    You should never tailor reality to the narrative, only tailor the narrative to reality.
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Too warm and I can't stand it.
  7. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How many cats have you eaten? Rough estimate.

    10s of kgs.

    Originally posted by CandyRein At least 20..I’m sure he’s consumed at least 20 innocent felines

    no cats or negroes are ever innocent, they all stole at one time or the other.
  8. Kafka sweaty
  9. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You should never tailor reality to the narrative, only tailor the narrative to reality.

    my reality is 'one size fits all'
  10. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina 10s of kgs.

    So that's like 30-40 cats.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Loll
  12. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So that's like 30-40 cats.

    more if you weight them without the bones,
  13. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina more if you weight them without the bones,

    There's really not all that much meat on a cat. The legs are about all there is.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Wondering what heroin feels like because that's probably the only thing that can make me feel better rn
  15. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's really not all that much meat on a cat. The legs are about all there is.

    they have the meat density of chicken wings
  16. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina they have the meat density of chicken wings

    I buy all my chicken at the supermarket, where no chickens are hurt.
  17. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Wondering what heroin feels like because that's probably the only thing that can make me feel better rn

    I don't want to answer that because you definitely don't need to try it.....

    I'm currently feeling sick as fuck, I was thinking it might be because of my abscess tooth but it usually doesn't linger like this. Regardless I've wasted most of my day sleeping.
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cat files,
    the girl cat is eating in the hallway
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    wrong fred
  20. Kafka sweaty
    I feel like collapsing. Have a posture brace on and I have breathing difficulties. I need to keep it on for half an hour. Rn it feels like I can only breathe with my chest.
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