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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Just woke up and feel awful so I won't go outside today, gonna game and drink instead.
  2. Originally posted by CandyRein At least 20..I’m sure he’s consumed at least 20 innocent felines

    He very well may have eaten hundreds of our furry friends.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I've prob ate hundreds of ducks. Duck with kimchi sauce was my fav takeaway for years when I didn't know how to grocery shop or cook.
  4. Chinese will eat anything that moves. China's population is 1.4 billion, so if you want to eat, and it's moving, you eat it.
  5. Kafka sweaty
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  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Completely lost.

    It's honestly a kafkaesque nightmare (no puns intended). I was served everything I told myself I wanted on a silver platter and all I could feel is "it's a trap". Also got fucked with massively.

    I wake up with thoughts of revenge. It's a pointless fight, though. All I do is waste time. There is still a tiny chance I can get back on track but I honestly don't really want to anymore.

    I fucked up.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Chinese will eat anything that moves. China's population is 1.4 billion, so if you want to eat, and it's moving, you eat it.

    It doesnt even need to move.
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    Borkoyle
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Morijratad
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  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Morijratad

    Me likeee Speccy! Good one!
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    Vornespallazen
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Hoblicabisticism
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  13. Kafka sweaty
    Idk why I have to pee so much but it sucks when using tampons, having to change them every hour. I hate this.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I don't want to switch to sanitary towels bcus gross. Do I have diabetes or something? Why do I have to pee every hour?
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Idk why I keep recalling my high school English teacher. Maybe bcus she was the last point of sanity. We had to write an essay on the pros and cons of mobile phones, how no longterm research has been done on the effects of the radiation from them, and no one seems to care about that now? I remember her saying about how weird it was people seeing picutures of what you're having for dinner. There was something else about her which is why I started writing this post but I can't recall it now.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Hoblicabisticism

    Lol change that to an adjective/ adverb and we are good to gizzle my nizzle!
  17. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why I keep recalling my high school English teacher. Maybe bcus she was the last point of sanity. We had to write an essay on the pros and cons of mobile phones, how no longterm research has been done on the effects of the radiation from them, and no one seems to care about that now? I remember her saying about how weird it was people seeing picutures of what you're having for dinner. There was something else about her which is why I started writing this post but I can't recall it now.

    Idek remember typing this
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  19. Kafka sweaty
    I have a funny ability to be able to walk in high heels smoothly when I'm drunk. I'm wondering if it applies to contact lenses, which I've never installed. Should I try to install blue circle lenses now or is there too big a risk of me ending up in A&E for not being able to remove them?
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Lol change that to an adjective/ adverb and we are good to gizzle my nizzle!

    Hoblicabistic
    Hoblicabing
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