today i went to the park and found a very small

1. 2017-06-21 at 12:30 AM UTC

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   10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
   
   toad
   about the size of my pinky nail
   what did u find : )
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2017-06-21 at 12:32 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I found a snail on my cat this morning. He was super small... I thought he was a worm at first @_@
3. 2017-06-21 at 12:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the other day i found 10 bucks at the bus stop
4. 2017-06-21 at 12:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   also i've found cash like 3 or 4 times, a point of meth once, and a gram of weed a couple different times
5. 2017-06-21 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I found a little worm thing inside the towel I use as a placemat for Choooties dishes. He was cute, just liked living in the towel. I threw him in the garbage anyway.
6. 2017-06-21 at 12:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I saved the snail with a spoon and tossed him in the wet area of the yard
   
   U asshole
7. 2017-06-21 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I need to go on adventures with green.. im pretty sure I creep him out tho... that would still make good adventures.
8. 2017-06-21 at 12:46 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kinkou I saved the snail with a spoon and tossed him in the wet area of the yard
   
   U asshole

   
   I didn't kill the worm I'm sure if he liked living in a towel he'll be fine living in a trash bag. At least he has more adventures to get into inside the garbage. I was HELPING HIM.
9. 2017-06-21 at 12:47 AM UTC

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   10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston

   Originally posted by greenplastic also i've found cash like 3 or 4 times, a point of meth once, and a gram of weed a couple different times

   
   thats why i miss living on a college campus
   now instead of finding money on the ground there are people that come up to me and beg
   
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ I found a little worm thing inside the towel I use as a placemat for Choooties dishes. He was cute, just liked living in the towel. I threw him in the garbage anyway.

   
   its probably pretty happy, dont worms like garbage?
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Kinkou I saved the snail with a spoon and tossed him in the wet area of the yard
   
   U asshole

   
   good
10. 2017-06-21 at 12:47 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    U THREW HIM IN THE TRASH
    
    How should I even have to explain this. Lol.
11. 2017-06-21 at 12:51 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kinkou U THREW HIM IN THE TRASH
    
    How should I even have to explain this. Lol.

    
    I didn't kill him though. I provided him with enough food scraps to last him a lifetime. I gave him shelter, food, and drink. He's FINE!
12. 2017-06-21 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dude. I can't handle this idea. He's gonna get trash compacted. You're a murderer!
13. 2017-06-21 at 12:54 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He is the size of a sunflower seed. I'm sure he'll survive the compacter. When he gets to the landfill it will literally be his heaven on earth. I essentially just became that little fella's personal Jesus.
14. 2017-06-21 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    HES GONNA GET SMOOSHED INSIDE HIS FOOD. HIS FOOD WILL BE HIS DEATH VIA COMPACTOR. Do not deny this. 😵
15. 2017-06-21 at 1:19 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TOADY BOIIII
16. 2017-06-22 at 12:43 AM UTC

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    10 Ft. Ganja Plant Houston
    i luv animals even da lil werms : ) mmQ is a good boy
17. 2017-06-22 at 12:45 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i found a beetle adn trapped him under a glass for 25 hours adn it was still alive so i say good to u and trew it outside then a cat et him
18. 2017-06-22 at 1:09 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Today I discovered my part time boss is a jedi disguised as an asshole.
19. 2017-06-22 at 1:19 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    i found a turtle. the bitch wont leave...its been sitting in my yard in the exact same spot all day
20. 2017-06-22 at 10:09 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    do u ever wonder how u never stepped on a hegehog at night
    
    like how they no were u step and not been there
    
    or not even booted one by accident but i rolled one down a hill once