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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    today I did nothing more than watching tv and smokin pot in between naps
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    still havent found a better deal on marketplace for the sled i got last week
    same sled gong for 12000 down to 6500 and I got mine for 5500 with extras.
    them tractors tho,, I'm wanting this JCB backhoe to replace my Major diesel ford fordson front end loader and now there is 10 other backhoes in my $ range as well as 2 Major Diesel ford fordson tractors for 1200 obo.
    I need more land to park shit on
  3. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That's how the alien spores spread is through anal contact after milk carton liquefaction

    Have you seen the new Alien movie.. FLMAO its a shitload of them. they could barely kill 1 which killed everyone but 1 lady on the entire fucking ship and even then she managed to only kill the fucker by using the vacuum of space and an airlock

    now imagine thousands of these fucking things on a spaceship. why even make it
  4. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT today I did nothing more than watching tv and smokin pot in between naps

    thats good for you now and then. refreshing.

    what will you do tomorrow?
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not a gay gangster
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just wasted half an hour looking for some focus music before I start my studies. I think this is it:

  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I just wasted half an hour looking for some focus music before I start my studies. I think this is it:


    Listen to the song Black Sabbath from the band Black Sabbath.
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Have you seen the new Alien movie.. FLMAO its a shitload of them. they could barely kill 1 which killed everyone but 1 lady on the entire fucking ship and even then she managed to only kill the fucker by using the vacuum of space and an airlock

    now imagine thousands of these fucking things on a spaceship. why even make it

    Never seen an Alien movie

    never seen a predator movie

    never played a video game or read the books of Alien or Predator. I don't need to consume any media to understand the lore or scifi or references.I'm just here for the memes dawg
    Originally posted by Ghost What the fuck did you just say to me, Alien Scum? I'll have you know I graduated top of Mercdonalds training regiment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on LV-624, and I have over 300 confirmed xeno kills. I am trained in yakety sax warfare and I'm the top specialist in the saltshaker. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you pathetic antagonist with precision the likes of which has never been seen on this Planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with weeding up the planet? Think again, maggot. As we speak I am contacting my overwatch officer and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the orbital bombardment, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a hive. You're gonna die, alien scumbag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Voucher Terminal on the Saltshaker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your hide off the face of the planet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your planet snatch was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you alien scumbag. I will send shuttles fury all over you and you will be crushed by them. You're dead Alien Scum.

    In the future all MRE's will be MCDONALDS based, this is an advancement in technology. The coca Cola Pepsi Doritos mountain Dew army will never fail. We are all veterans of the console wars, the cola wars, the fast food wars. I'm a highly skilled dollar menu killer trained in CQC (close quarters cola)

    call it 'cultural appropriation' I'm not actually a part of your culture I am a true free spirit and I fuck rare-spotted femboys for sport
    The overman will be a free spirit. What does Nietzsche mean by "Free Spirit"? it's not what we might call "free-thinkers" or "bohemians".
    To see what the free spirit is, we should ask what the spirit is free of.
    The free spirit is free of convention, tradition and routine. He will not consent to anything simply because "This is how it's been done"
    he will think "differently from what, on the basis of his origin, environment, his class and profession, or on the basis of the dominant
    views of the age, would have been expected of him" (Human, All Too Human, section 225). The "fettered spirit," on the other hand, will do things because of habit or tradition (Human, All Too Human, section 226)
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to go to the Bodega
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by CandyRein About to go to the Bodega

    The corner store on my block
  11. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    The Fake Corner Store on My Block (That has a speak easy in the back and sells WEED AND HASH OIL)
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    I was mad they didn’t have my Nicki Minaj chips..of course they were sold out..just like he tour …

    Ot

    About to flame up ..in a candlelit bubble bath 💖
  13. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I was mad they didn’t have my Nicki Minaj chips..of course they were sold out..just like he tour …

    Ot

    About to flame up ..in a candlelit bubble bath 💖

    where these edible (weed) potato chips? or just some fire tasting chips
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  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Sitting on the garden bench listening to a Proust audiobook. It's almost 8am, cloudy and quiet. Akira is playing in the grass.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny where these edible (weed) potato chips? or just some fire tasting chips

    Lmao @ weed chips
  16. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Just got off work on tc talking to issues313 and fontaplants about to clean my place up a bit before my gf comes over

    When are you going to jump out of that Cake and tell us it was all a joke. You never boarded the Bus
  17. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao @ weed chips

    shit you know they exist lol
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  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Beating Dirtbag's ass
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Stomping the fuck out of Dirt bag
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