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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I've been smoking 4-FA for the last 24 hours wearing nothing but that which God has graced me with. No regrets.
  2. Tian.eptine tastes like Windex
  3. I understand why this thread is called retarded now. Lol.
  4. The pitter patter
    of slender feet
    across uncovered floor

    That's Judith running,
    red handed, from
    Holofernes's door
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The pitter patter
    of slender feet
    across uncovered floor

    That's Judith running,
    red handed, from
    Holofernes's door

    Right on. Right on. :)

    Btw who's Suki? I google image it and nothing looks like anything like Chootie
  6. doofusrick Yung Blood
    Apologies if you've already mentioned this elsewhere on the boards, but do you take your Nardil dose sublingually...?

    Originally posted by Malice I actively strove do develop shamelessness ever since I was a teenager, due to recognizing its limitation over full mastery of myself, how it stemmed from our biology, our evolutionary history, social psychology and the confines on your freedom that are placed upon you by others, generally irrationally.

    I have abandoned everything and embraced the filth, the inescapable emptiness and futility of life. I don't even feel depressed at this point, the Nardil feels remarkably natural, lacking in side effects, and allows a feeling of contentment even in this state.

    Haven't you ever just wanted to give up and give in? Just abandon your desires for the transient and insubstantial, accept what you know is the true nature of existence.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ

    applause well deserved in this case






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  8. Originally posted by mmQ Right on. Right on. :)

    Btw who's Suki? I google image it and nothing looks like anything like Chootie

    My wumpus

  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by doofusrick Apologies if you've already mentioned this elsewhere on the boards, but do you take your Nardil dose sublingually…?

    No, I looked into alternative ROAs a long time ago, but Nardil requires oral administration due to its critical main metabolite, PEH, that requires hepatic metabolism for production. PEH inhibits the enzyme GABA-T, which breaks down GABA, this effect likely being largely responsible for its powerful anxiolytic effect and other positive effects of increased GABA levels.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ

    You should play for GSW when Curry retires
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You should play for GSW when Curry retires

    Hey mmQ, can you do me a favor and play for the Warriors right now so they will never be beaten again until I die.

    This thread is now about basketball.

    Fuck Golden State.
    Fuck their roster. I'm so mad about Harrison Barnes winning a ring.
    Fuuuhuck KD.
    And superFuck Draymond Green.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Fuck Zaza. Zaza...pfft.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † Fuck Zaza. Zaza…pfft.

    He got sick anklebreakers, though. Fucking cheeseball.
  14. It really hurt GSW's legacy to have KD join... Like they literally nearly won last year without him, all that happened was that they choked on hard cock and threw a 3-1 lead. That means they had a great team. They absolutely could win without KD. They already had the best shooter in the history of the sport (nigger NEVER. MISSES.), the first unanimous MVP in history, and an incredibly solid lineup around him and almost win.

    But instead, they get the 2nd best player in the NBA in order to get an easy run to the throne. 16-0, and absolutely disgusting stomps along the way. What do you expect with Curry and Durant together? That's why this team won't ever be legendary in the same way as for example MJ's Bulls, not even close, even if they get a similar record.
  15. This is the nigger method of team building, toss money at it. The reason people loved GSW was because they had one good piece and built around him with inferior pieces using impeccable fundamentals and specialist facilitations to let their superstar shine. Note, fuck that. Let's get another superstar.

    KD is a bitch too, same situation but as a star instead of as a team.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't think I have anything to add.

    Except that I want everyone that's good on the Spurs. The Cavs know they can't compete and by firing Griffin in the middle of trade chaos, only to be left without a GM is a pretty solid statement about future plans. I think they are over the cap already so aquiring anyone without giving up something won't happen. I don't think it matters if they change Love for anyone. They won't beat GS.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I respected them the first year of dominance because they were a drafted well put together team that played beautiful, inventive basketball. Bringing Iggy from the bench was genius.

    Then I started to hate the fans. Then the team because they really made it easy by being cocky dickheads who bring their fucking children to press conferences and ruin NBA media because it's all about them.

    Enter KD... I got an OKC hat with 35 and his name on it. I don't even.

    Now they dance around before games and probably make out in the showers. I'm mad.


    Why does the league allow this?
  18. Forcing people to work sober and crash should be illegal.

    So whay if I do a little bump every now and again fucking holding up production. Autonomous rattoxez
  19. Originally posted by ZツK Forcing people to work sober and crash should be illegal.

    So whay if I do a little bump every now and again fucking holding up production. Autonomous rattoxez

    Get an IV drip with one of those carts you can drag with you and fill it up with methamp.
  20. Nasal spray.

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