The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-21 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #1441
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Would you date Tort, if only to piss off HTS?

   
   Tort ignores me as much as possible so I doubt it could ever happen, no matter how perfect for me I think he is, but I also love HTS so idk :/
2. 2017-06-21 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #1442
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 1337 Hey baby, I got one you can take your frustrations out on.

   
   Didn't you just say you have a wifey ... :p
3. 2017-06-21 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #1443
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Kinkou Tort ignores me as much as possible so I doubt it could ever happen, no matter how perfect for me I think he is, but I also love HTS so idk :/

   
   HTS is a strange beast.
4. 2017-06-21 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #1444
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I do try. It is nearly impossible for me, when I'm ready, it takes the willpower of a thousand men to resist busting. I guess it probably takes practice.

   
   Do Keagles. I did them to try to have dry orgasms but I couldn't get that far, but it does help a lot with intensity and will power.
5. 2017-06-21 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #1445
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
6. 2017-06-21 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #1446
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou Didn't you just say you have a wifey … :p

   
   She's cool with it.
7. 2017-06-21 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #1447
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But I'm not. Bf probably isn't either but I didn't ask.
8. 2017-06-21 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #1448
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou But I'm not. Bf probably isn't either but I didn't ask.

   
   Oh sure now you're the bastion of moral integrity now that my penis is involved.
9. 2017-06-21 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #1449
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Oh my god, after dancing to both the opening and ending songs of Eromanga sensei multiple episodes in a row this came to mind afterward, something I had heard of and seen many years ago:
   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puer_aeternus#Peter_Pan_syndrome
   
   
   
   
   What if it isn't a.utism or any other major condition, but a refusal to grow up and become an adult?
10. 2017-06-21 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #1450
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're just a Toys 'R' Us kid.
11. 2017-06-21 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #1451
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Malice Oh my god, after dancing to both the opening and ending songs of Eromanga sensei multiple episodes in a row this came to mind afterward, something I had heard of and seen many years ago:
    
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puer_aeternus#Peter_Pan_syndrome
    
    -video-
    
    
    What if it isn't a.utism or any other major condition, but a refusal to grow up and become an adult?

    
    
12. 2017-06-21 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #1452
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Mal, please film yourself dancing and post it.
13. 2017-06-21 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #1453
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    YO
14. 2017-06-21 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #1454
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sorry lol
15. 2017-06-21 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #1455
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ... Well I'll be... Kinkou coming and being an attention whore kicked the whole forum into high gear and generated activity. Clearly she is the magic ingredient.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
16. 2017-06-21 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #1456
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon … Well I'll be… Kinkou coming and being an attention whore kicked the whole forum into high gear and generated activity. Clearly she is the magic ingredient.

    
    Clearly.
    
    I'll be around to gather more users. It'll be a non stop party. That's how I like to live. ^_^
    
    Right now I'm going to bed tho...... nite nite lol
17. 2017-06-21 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #1457
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It isn't good activity.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2017-06-21 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #1458
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And it'll die out. But praise Allah while it lasts.
19. 2017-06-21 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #1459
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Turns out 3mg of Ativan was too much along with the oxycodone and heroin I had earlier. I need a pair of those eye opener things from A Clockwork Orange to keep me awake now.
20. 2017-06-21 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #1460
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    10 pages since yesterday, jesus, what happened?