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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Sick of Elon Musk who is now trying to indoctrinate children, but also motivated to become successful enough to take him down. I think this is my life purpose.

  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I haven't been functioning for weeks and don't have food in the house. So I have to go out today. But I've decided if I don't go out today then I'm gonna give up food and water because I can't go another few weeks like this. I think I would have done this before but I care about having energy to shower.
    someone get this poor soul a pookie loaded with tweak
  3. There's a 200+ year old man who hasn't eaten or drank anything since he was a child. He's in vintage pictures from the 1800s, verified by several eyewitnesses.
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's a 200+ year old man who hasn't eaten or drank anything since he was a child. He's in vintage pictures from the 1800s, verified by several eyewitnesses.

    LInk?
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  8. Timeline of lifespan according to General Yang Sen

    It is alleged that Ching-Yuen was born at Qijiang County, Sichuan province, in 1677. By age thirteen, he had embarked upon a life of gathering herbs in the mountains with three elders. At age fifty-one, he served as a tactical and topography advisor in the army of General Yue Zhongqi.[10]

    At seventy-eight, he retired from his military career after fighting in a battle at Golden River and returned to a life of gathering herbs on Snow Mountain in Sichuan province. Due to his military service in the army of General Yue Zhongqi, the imperial government sent a document congratulating Li on his one hundredth year of life, as was subsequently done on his 150th and 200th birthdays.[10]

    Whereas Li Ching-Yuen himself claimed to have been born in 1736, Wu Chung-Chieh, a professor of the Chengdu University, asserted that Li was born in 1677: according to a 1930 New York Times article, Wu discovered Imperial Chinese government records from 1827 congratulating Li on his 150th birthday, and further documents later congratulating him on his 200th birthday in 1877.[11] In 1928, a New York Times correspondent wrote that many of the old men in Li's neighborhood asserted that their grandfathers knew him when they were boys, and that he at that time was a grown man.[12]
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  11. ner vegas African Astronaut
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Fuck sake Scron your slowing the page load down


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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this makes it go even slower
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
  14. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist Its a photograph of a piece of paper lol

    Only thing weird is the Trade name


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    you see how part of the marker is lighter than the other as if it's backlit is what I mean. like someone took a marker to an actual monitor screen.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk what changed, I woke up feeling normal today. I did my skincare, went to the beach and spent three hours studying. After weeks of not functioning. I must have had a nice dream.
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m TIDE..but butt wants to hang out and I can always sleep when im dead
  17. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m TIDE..but butt wants to hang out and I can always sleep when im dead

    but can you perform?
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    We shall see lmfao
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  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just woke up and feel like my blood pressure is too high. I don't want to drink, dunno what will calm me down.
  20. Originally posted by Dirtbag I just woke up and feel like my blood pressure is too high. I don't want to drink, dunno what will calm me down.

    Yeah that's not how blood pressure works, you don't "feel" it...hence why it is called the silent killer.

    Let me know if you need anymore expert medical advice.
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