The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-21 at 1:10 AM UTC

   #1401
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist guys don't need to taste jizz to know that shit is disgusting and we sure as fuck don't give a shit how it tastes for you chicks either.
   
   
   
   
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   It tastes very similar to girl jizz. I can't speak for other chicks. Ime guys taste the same as me just saltier or something lol
2. 2017-06-21 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #1402
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How many mg of Ativan should I take? Keeping in mind I have to drive home in 2.5 hours. I'm thinking 3.
   
   

   Originally posted by Kinkou It tastes very similar to girl jizz. I can't speak for other chicks. Ime guys taste the same as me just saltier or something lol

   
   Lol I'm not falling for that one...
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3. 2017-06-21 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #1403
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's the truth! Lol
4. 2017-06-21 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   yeh she a tricky bitch this kinkou.
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-21 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #1405
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   AM NAWT.
6. 2017-06-21 at 1:44 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Arr tue
7. 2017-06-21 at 1:47 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Flower petals floating like a cloud that's in my head
   
   Evergreens are watching as I question why I'm dead
   
   Everyone is asking if I know the secret place
   
   I lie and tell them maybe but I need to eat your face
   
   A poem by Jeriamius Dringle
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2017-06-21 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #1408
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why would I try to trick you?
   
   If you've tasted pussy, taste your cum, make the comparison, see if you don't agree with me. Know what you're feeding your woman.
9. 2017-06-21 at 1:48 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Kinkou AM NAWT.

   
   I've literally read 30 pages of you keeping zill the scat hanging by his dick. if his dick weren't so small he'd have passed out from lack of blood to his pea sized brain.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-21 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #1410
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wat. Wat???? @_@
11. 2017-06-21 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #1411
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I've tasted my semen before. It wasn't bad, not really a big deal. The flavor isn't that strong or unpleasant, it's only the thick mucus like consistency I could see being repulsive to people that are sensitive to texture.
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2017-06-21 at 1:56 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Malice I've tasted my semen before. It wasn't bad, not really a big deal. The flavor isn't that strong or unpleasant, it's only the thick mucus like consistency I could see being repulsive to people that are sensitive to texture.

    
    That's the best part. It's like drinking bundy.
13. 2017-06-21 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #1413
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's damn similar to girl cum just saltier. At least I'm not salty. Are girls salty? I need a girlfriend.
14. 2017-06-21 at 1:59 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Yup, this is the retarded thread.
15. 2017-06-21 at 2 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Wait until I grow my hair longer, Kinkou. I'll walk on Staples and call myself Sybil.
16. 2017-06-21 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #1416
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why did you cut it anyway !
17. 2017-06-21 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #1417
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I've tasted my semen before. It wasn't bad, not really a big deal. The flavor isn't that strong or unpleasant, it's only the thick mucus like consistency I could see being repulsive to people that are sensitive to texture.

    
    I think the heat and texture is what gets most girls who don't like jizz.
    
    I was watching talk sex with Sue one night when I was about 7 years old and this woman called in because her husband's semen came out like a spaghetti noodle in one piece. I wonder what his problem was, I don't see even severe dehydration causing semen that thick.
18. 2017-06-21 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #1418
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah that sounds really fucked up lol
19. 2017-06-21 at 2:02 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Kinkou Why did you cut it anyway !

    
    It was a hot day, I tell you wot.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
20. 2017-06-21 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #1420
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *sigh*