The Secret Service has really let itself go

1. 2024-07-18 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #41
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Wait a minute... how does the cow get up the ladder??
2. 2024-07-18 at 1:43 AM UTC

   #42
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood People that say sloped roofs aren't a security risk are dumb. It's literally an angled surface of slick metal, as a person that worked on roofs a lot as a teenager I was always wary, it's undeniably unsafe on a roof and when you are protecting THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE USA you don't want one of your agent to potentially slip and break their ankle and be DOWN AND AGENT
   
   So anyone saying it was a bad call or they are idiots or ascared of slanted roofs is talking out of their ass and doesn't know shit about operational security. The SS themselves said they aren't changing ONE FUCKING THING so who's really the expert here? Is it the trained security experts or the talking head retard media and armchair 'experts'???????
   
   I'm gonna have to side with the agents here. Having a guy tumble off the roof backwards and bust his skull would have been a disaster. Maybe they wouldn't fall, but I doubt it would have made a difference if anyone was up there. The assassin was shot in 0.2 seconds regardless

   
   its clearly a great way to target shoot people from as proven. the dude laid between the ruffles of the corigated metal roof.
   
   they're just doing damage control and soon pointing fingers to save their asses from lawsuits and or losing their security status
3. 2024-07-18 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #43
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait a minute… how does the cow get up the ladder??

   
   cows hover, duh
4. 2024-07-18 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #44
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny cows hover, duh

   
   Maybe he hooks the rungs with his front legs while hitching up his hind quarters a rung at a time.
5. 2024-07-18 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #45
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maybe he hooks the rungs with his front legs while hitching up his hind quarters a rung at a time.

   
   Most likely there was a flood and the cow got caught in it and its common for Bovine or other farm animals, dogs or cats etc to jump up on the roofs during floods and now he or she is stuck up there.