The Secret Service has really let itself go

1. 2024-07-15 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   walk around like 3 S on my chest
2. 2024-07-15 at 5:41 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley walk around like 3 S on my chest

   
   💲💲💲
   
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3. 2024-07-15 at 9:23 AM UTC

   #23
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Fonaplats, 
   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2024-07-15 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #24
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If it's so secret, why does everybody know it's a secret?

   
   but they dont know whats the secret
5. 2024-07-15 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #25
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina but they dont know whats the secret

   
   Then they should be called the Not So Secret Service With a Secret.
6. 2024-07-15 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #26
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then they should be called the Not So Secret Service With a Secret.

   
   your a not so secret boy with a dark secret yourself eh
7. 2024-07-15 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #27
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina your a not so secret boy with a dark secret yourself eh

   
   I have a deep, dark past.
8. 2024-07-15 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #28
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I have a deep, dark past.

   
   that only dolls can articulate
9. 2024-07-15 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   That's what you can expect from a DEI hire. Soon we're guna have black lesbians piloting our airplanes and it won't be because they are educated pilots.
10. 2024-07-15 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Fonaplats
11. 2024-07-16 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    Where did the short arse little grrl bosses go?
    
    Just like at the front line in Ukraine, when real shit happens, the woke shit gets forgotten about.
12. 2024-07-16 at 7:56 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood they shot the guy in 0.1 seconds and protected the former president, what the fuck more do you want?
    
    Do you wish they had a magical time travel portal and could tell Trump 5 minutes before it happened and have a secret service person hiding behind a air conditioner on the roof that pops out right when they kneel down to take the shot and says "Don't think about it motherfucker SECRET SERVICE!!!"
    
    because he already literally had that happen WITH HIMSELF TRAVELING BACK IN TIME TO WARN HIMSELF!! see my thread
    https://niggasin.space/thread/90198
    
    
    Anyone who thinks the secret service messed up is just gargling the media headlines like cum in their mouth. No, they don't need more training or more funding and we don't need to talk about this.
    
    The secret service themselves say they aren't gonna change anything so there you go, there is no problem. Nobody will ever get murdered EVER again as long as they keep doing what they are doing. They don't NEED to change anything

    
    Well you seem real douchey now
13. 2024-07-17 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #33
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    Where did the short arse little grrl bosses go?
    
    Just like at the front line in Ukraine, when real shit happens, the woke shit gets forgotten about.

    
    how come they're not bubble wrap'n him while walking up the damn stairs?
14. 2024-07-17 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #34
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    
15. 2024-07-17 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #35
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    women have a very different slope threshold than men
16. 2024-07-18 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #36
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina women have a very different slope threshold than men

    
    That's bias towards bulls
    
    How dare you gender specify like that
17. 2024-07-18 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #37
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    People that say sloped roofs aren't a security risk are dumb. It's literally an angled surface of slick metal, as a person that worked on roofs a lot as a teenager I was always wary, it's undeniably unsafe on a roof and when you are protecting THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE USA you don't want one of your agent to potentially slip and break their ankle and be DOWN AND AGENT
    
    So anyone saying it was a bad call or they are idiots or ascared of slanted roofs is talking out of their ass and doesn't know shit about operational security. The SS themselves said they aren't changing ONE FUCKING THING so who's really the expert here? Is it the trained security experts or the talking head retard media and armchair 'experts'???????
    
    I'm gonna have to side with the agents here. Having a guy tumble off the roof backwards and bust his skull would have been a disaster. Maybe they wouldn't fall, but I doubt it would have made a difference if anyone was up there. The assassin was shot in 0.2 seconds regardless
18. 2024-07-18 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood People that say sloped roofs aren't a security risk are dumb. It's literally an angled surface of slick metal, as a person that worked on roofs a lot as a teenager I was always wary, it's undeniably unsafe on a roof and when you are protecting THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE USA you don't want one of your agent to potentially slip and break their ankle and be DOWN AND AGENT
    
    So anyone saying it was a bad call or they are idiots or ascared of slanted roofs is talking out of their ass and doesn't know shit about operational security. The SS themselves said they aren't changing ONE FUCKING THING so who's really the expert here? Is it the trained security experts or the talking head retard media and armchair 'experts'???????
    
    I'm gonna have to side with the agents here. Having a guy tumble off the roof backwards and bust his skull would have been a disaster. Maybe they wouldn't fall, but I doubt it would have made a difference if anyone was up there. The assassin was shot in 0.2 seconds regardless

    
    How come cows can walk on them no problem then??
19. 2024-07-18 at 1:32 AM UTC

    #39
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Because they have 4 legs with grippy hoofs and weigh like 1000lbs
20. 2024-07-18 at 1:34 AM UTC

    #40
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because they have 4 legs with grippy hoofs and weigh like 1000lbs

    
    You're saying cows have more finesse on sloped rooftops.