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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I knew it was done by a libtard as soon as it happened.
  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I knew it was done by a libtard as soon as it happened.

    How?
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    ya great question, how?
  4. Originally posted by Donald Trump How?

    erm ... because it failed ?
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Its a fun Conspiracy to play with that he was in a Black Rock Commercial but remember he had registered Republican when he hit 18 in 2021 and would be 21 in September (born 9/20/03)

    Then he recently flipped out and joined some Democratic group. so when people say "he was registered as a Republican" its because he didn't change his party affiliation just yet.

    let that sink in

    Its pretty common for people to register republican even tho they vote dem. I think its about getting the polls to give the reds a false sense of security so not as many of them will bother voting or summing.


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Donald Trump This is how you outwit the Secret Service. Just bring your own ladder.

    "There's nothing suspicious at all about carrying a ladder or this AR-15, what would be so suspicious about this ladder or AR-15 officer?"


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I knew it was done by a libtard as soon as it happened.

    Yeah how did you know it wasn't a die hard MAGA supporter?

    Are you involved in this cover up Michael, are you?

    Are you sure?


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  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This dumb fuck shooter did Donny boi a favor…he's more popular than ever now…stupid fucking dems

    Everything they've tried has blown up right in their ugly faces, from the failed spying operation, to the fruitless tax return demands, to the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax, to the Ukrainian call hoax, to the two fake impeachments, to the bogus raids, to the special counsel clowns, to the bullshit indictments, and now a bumbled assassination attempt. These stupid and psychotic fascist fuckwits never get tired of losing!
  9. Originally posted by NARCassist "There's nothing suspicious at all about carrying a ladder or this AR-15, what would be so suspicious about this ladder or AR-15 officer?"


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    400 feet from the stage, with secret service agents inside the building directly underneath the shooter, with people yelling for 20 minutes that there's a shooter on the roof and taking videos, with a cop climbing the ladder and facing the shooter then retreating without sounding the alarm or clearing the stage, with a 100-foot water tower populated by several secret service agents 100 yards from the shooter's roof, he still carries the 12-foot ladder in, along with his AR-15, climbs up right in front of a bunch of people, sets up for 25 minutes, then gets off 8 shots before a first response is even given. Then you have your typical idiots insisting it's all perfectly normal and Trump just fell. Nothing amiss or untoward here!
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    It was just some loud noises was all, Trump's a fucking pussy hiding from noise lol


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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    This sourced from AP and broadcasted on a CNN affiliate.

  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  13. Donald Trump Black Hole


    WTF?
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  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Fuck, dude. I'm losing my mind. The right's gone all cancel culture-y after the shooting. I always knew on some level that I was politically homeless being a freeze peach troon and all, but man... if the right doesn't even value speech anymore, that's basically it. It's ogre. Everyone's a censorious scold when you scratch the surface just a little.

    Not that this directly affects me, being in Canada and all, but like... the run on cultural effects are not good. I feel like the only way to restore balance is if someone assassinates Biden and then Trump (and it has to be in that order). Turn the system off and back on again.
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  15. Originally posted by Elbow Fuck, dude. I'm losing my mind. The right's gone all cancel culture-y after the shooting. I always knew on some level that I was politically homeless being a freeze peach troon and all, but man… if the right doesn't even value speech anymore, that's basically it. It's ogre. Everyone's a censorious scold when you scratch the surface just a little.

    Not that this directly affects me, being in Canada and all, but like… the run on cultural effects are not good. I feel like the only way to restore balance is if someone assassinates Biden and then Trump (and it has to be in that order). Turn the system off and back on again.

    Sounds like someone doesn't want to take their own medicine.
  16. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow The right's gone all cancel culture-y after the shooting.

  17. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow Fuck, dude. I'm losing my mind. The right's gone all cancel culture-y after the shooting. I always knew on some level that I was politically homeless being a freeze peach troon and all, but man… if the right doesn't even value speech anymore, that's basically it. It's ogre. Everyone's a censorious scold when you scratch the surface just a little.

    Not that this directly affects me, being in Canada and all, but like… the run on cultural effects are not good. I feel like the only way to restore balance is if someone assassinates Biden and then Trump (and it has to be in that order). Turn the system off and back on again.

    I dunno why you're surprised, whoever's in power is going to use that power to attack their ideological enemies
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood left right politics is ogre we future now

  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Trump losing his ear lobe has unlocked higher levels of thought and reality, we just need to shoot a bunch of people (and miss) first
  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas I dunno why you're surprised, whoever's in power is going to use that power to attack their ideological enemies

    I mean, this is true... but like... I don't know, I guess I was expecting a little more discernment in the ideological enemies they found it worth attacking? Public figures. Like... Kyle Gass? Sure. Can't have one half of Tenacious D on stage saying that shit and expect it not to blow back on him. That's just bad form as a showman. Not surprised about that one in the slightest. Of course he got cancelled. I get it.

    But the random home depot cashier grandma? The line cook at a restaurant? The random firefighter? It's just full-on, off-the-deep-end cancel culture at its most asinine and sadistic, and I foolishly believed the right correctly understood that going after average joes for online speech was beyond the pale.

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sounds like someone doesn't want to take their own medicine.

    I've consistently thought cancel culture is gay and retarded. I thought the left was gay and retarded for doing it, and I think the right is gay and retarded for doing it. Hell, I even got cancelled myself at one point, for engaging in a casual little bit of... *ahem* witty holocaust denialism. And that was before "cancel culture" was cool.
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