Donald Trump just got shot

1. 2024-07-13 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
   Multiple shots, he was hit by at least one bullet
2. 2024-07-13 at 10:31 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   He's fine. Looks like they got his right ear.
3. 2024-07-13 at 10:33 PM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Fs got my hopes up.
4. 2024-07-13 at 10:34 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
   Donald TRUMP and BradleyB BULLET PROOFERS, I HOPE HE DOESN"T GO BLIND TOO.
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5. 2024-07-13 at 10:58 PM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I hope he gets vertigo forever from ear damage.
6. 2024-07-13 at 11:02 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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7. 2024-07-13 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala

   
   Staged
8. 2024-07-13 at 11:13 PM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   There's no amount of money worth being his bodyguard.
9. 2024-07-13 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
10. 2024-07-13 at 11:15 PM UTC

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    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala

    
    Unfathomably based.
    
    Imagine trying to kill a guy to [presumably] stop him from destroying (y)Our Democracy by fairly winning an election, failing, getting lit up by secret service, dying, and handing the election on a silver platter to the guy you were trying to kill in the process. Amazing.
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11. 2024-07-13 at 11:26 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol @ the you’re fired signs in background
    
    
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12. 2024-07-13 at 11:28 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala

    
    Lol. I guess that's a wrap. Welcome back to the white house Mr. Trump. May as well just move in now.
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13. 2024-07-13 at 11:28 PM UTC

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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Photo reminds me of Charleston Heston at the end of Soylent Green film.
14. 2024-07-13 at 11:29 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It’s very fuck yeah America I’ll take a bullet for you.
15. 2024-07-13 at 11:30 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    
16. 2024-07-13 at 11:30 PM UTC

    #16
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Someone in the audience died being hit in the cross fire
17. 2024-07-13 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #17
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    all these nutcase right wing will start shit. leftist will start shit. I guess these idiots got their Civil War (Though I doubt it will get to that)
    
    Biden will probably use the military and door to door Gun Grabs.
18. 2024-07-13 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Perhaps they had no intention of killing Trump.
19. 2024-07-13 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #19
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Do you think this will motivate others to finish the job? Or result in lower rally-turnout?
20. 2024-07-13 at 11:38 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I will say this, he took it way better than I did right after it happened lol
    
    

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Do you think this will motivate others to finish the job? Or result in lower rally-turnout?

    
    No security will be unbelievably tight now