The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-20 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #1341
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Because I've checked. Who tf wouldn't if they expected someone else to eat it?
2. 2017-06-20 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #1342
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou Because I've checked. Who tf wouldn't if they expected someone else to eat it?

   
   how the simmering shit did you manage to get your tongue into your own cock socket?
3. 2017-06-20 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #1343
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou I don't know any women who REALLY enjoy being fucked in the ass. They all lie about enjoying it just to please you.

   
   I grew up in the Bible belt so a lot of girls in highschool would only have anal to save their vagina for Jesus. I'm sure some of them like it.
   
   The only time I tried anal was in college after a party. We were both plastered and her butthole wasn't very accepting of my penis. I pumped like 3 times and went back to vanilla sex. She threw up in my bed and gave me Chlamydia. That was the end of drunken anal sex.
4. 2017-06-20 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #1344
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Use your imagination jackass
5. 2017-06-20 at 11:57 PM UTC

   #1345
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 1337 I grew up in the Bible belt so a lot of girls in highschool would only have anal to save their vagina for Jesus. I'm sure some of them like it.
   
   The only time I tried anal was in college after a party. We were both plastered and her butthole wasn't very accepting of my penis. I pumped like 3 times and went back to vanilla sex. She threw up in my bed and gave me Chlamydia. That was the end of drunken anal sex.

   
   This all sounds horrible..... lol
6. 2017-06-20 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #1346
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou Because I've checked. Who tf wouldn't if they expected someone else to eat it?

   
   I haven't tasted my cum but I expect it to be eaten. Am I selfish?
7. 2017-06-21 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #1347
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I'm taking a shit right now that won't quite come out fully.
8. 2017-06-21 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #1348
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 1337 I haven't tasted my cum but I expect it to be eaten. Am I selfish?

   
   Yes. You should check it. Every guy tastes different. Make sure you don't taste icky. Sheesh.
9. 2017-06-21 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #1349
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † I'm taking a shit right now that won't quite come out fully.

   
   your boyfriend pumped too hard...now its all crammed up in there and plugged up tight.
   
   call roto-rooter, faggot
10. 2017-06-21 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #1350
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm taking a shit right now that won't quite come out fully.

    
    I dunno if we can help you with that...
11. 2017-06-21 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #1351
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Are regular check-ups required?
12. 2017-06-21 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #1352
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice voluntarily

    
    
13. 2017-06-21 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #1353
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    THIRTY FAE-C-COU-RRR-
    
    *beep*
14. 2017-06-21 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #1354
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Are regular check-ups required?

    
    Monthly
15. 2017-06-21 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #1355
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Kinkou I dunno if we can help you with that…

    
    
    It's the Opioids. Meh. Thank you anyway.
16. 2017-06-21 at 12:08 AM UTC

    #1356
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Kinkou Monthly

    
    Can I just send my samples to you? I don't think my opinion on this is of much value.
17. 2017-06-21 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #1357
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your opinion is as good as mine lol
18. 2017-06-21 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #1358
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Fargo is stroking it down right now. No condom.

    
    Don't need one with a copper IUD. Got her passed the fuck out in my bed right now, got the bottle of rum she brought me in the freezer and going to pick up some Chinese food. Life's alright for me today after all.
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    • RisiR †
19. 2017-06-21 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #1359
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's already tomorrow here, nigga. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY PILES OF CRACK!
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20. 2017-06-21 at 12:12 AM UTC

    #1360
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Kinkou Your opinion is as good as mine lol

    
    I never suck dick, though. How many dicks have you sucked?