The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-20 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #1321
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 1337 You're right, PoC, just fuck her in the ass instead.

   
   I don't know any women who REALLY enjoy being fucked in the ass. They all lie about enjoying it just to please you.
2. 2017-06-20 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #1322
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou I don't know any women who REALLY enjoy being fucked in the ass. They all lie about enjoying it just to please you.

   
   You've clearly never been fucked in the ass by me then because they usually beg for more.
3. 2017-06-20 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #1323
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I worked with a 16-yr old little blond server who told me all about her PASSION for getting ass fucked. So, there's at least one.
4. 2017-06-20 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #1324
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ZツK You've clearly never been fucked in the ass by me then because they usually beg for more.

   
   I've tried this once, I couldn't sit or shit right for weeks, felt like a hole was about to be poked through my colon bruh
5. 2017-06-20 at 11:36 PM UTC

   #1325
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by 1337 Hey malice do you have any sex tips? I like reading /r/incels and laughing at the naïveté of those pathetic fucks.

   
   https://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring/dp/0060538260
6. 2017-06-20 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #1326
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I'm voluntarily celibate, btw. I'm borderline asexual and nearly asocial.
7. 2017-06-20 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #1327
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   I'm fine just titty fucking bitches butt cheeks.
8. 2017-06-20 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #1328
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by 1337 Hey malice do you have any sex tips? I like reading /r/incels and laughing at the naïveté of those pathetic fucks.

   
   https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6if8a3/its_fucking_over/?sort=confidence&st=j467njt0&sh=bb1574af
   
   Heh, it's either hilarious or really sad on that sub. Really easy to find something good.
9. 2017-06-20 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #1329
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Suck on her clit while you flick it with the tip of your tongue (you do these at the same time) and finger fuck her while you do it
   
   She will be obsessed with you after that.
10. 2017-06-20 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #1330
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am the Clit Commander.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mashlehash, 
    • RisiR †, 
    • The Self Taught Man, 
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11. 2017-06-20 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #1331
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Clit commanders are the best.
12. 2017-06-20 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #1332
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou Suck on her clit while you flick it with the tip of your tongue (you do these at the same time) and finger fuck her while you do it
    
    She will be obsessed with you after that.

    
    That's one of my go tos. My mouth fills with hot liquid. Which is probably just mostly my saliva
13. 2017-06-20 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #1333
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nothing better than finding a girl who can cum after literally ten seconds of clit play. You can soak a goddamn bedsheet in like 5 minutes. Haha
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2017-06-20 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #1334
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am not as good at sex as my dad I guess.
15. 2017-06-20 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #1335
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    im one of them bitchfags that doesn't eat pussy
16. 2017-06-20 at 11:50 PM UTC

    #1336
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah... cuz liquid doesn't come out of the clit. Lol
17. 2017-06-20 at 11:51 PM UTC

    #1337
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
    
    im one of them bitchfags that doesn't eat pussy

    
    Dear god wtf is wrong with you? Even I know my pussy tastes good. Come on now. You can do it. Lmfao
18. 2017-06-20 at 11:51 PM UTC

    #1338
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou Yeah… cuz liquid doesn't come out of the clit. Lol

    
    Oh weew I didn't know that. Dead tooth having ass..
19. 2017-06-20 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #1339
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Nothing better than finding a girl who can cum after literally ten seconds of clit play. You can soak a goddamn bedsheet in like 5 minutes. Haha

    
    yea.
    
    thats called incontinence.
    
    its common in people over 95 years old.
    
    stop diddling the old folks home residents
20. 2017-06-20 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #1340
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou Dear god wtf is wrong with you? Even I know my pussy tastes good. Come on now. You can do it. Lmfao

    
    you know this...how?