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2024-06-09 at 10:59 PM UTCI call this one the hot ham and cheese
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2024-06-09 at 11:01 PM UTCDamn he got 15 in 12 out. I thought he only got like a 5 piece. That nigger got 15 in lol what a fuck up
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2024-06-09 at 11:40 PM UTCBradley how do i change my profile picture
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2024-06-09 at 11:41 PM UTCclick crispy on the top right, it'll load another screena bout halfway down it'll ask you to upload it, the picture must be 75x75 pixels or small, upload it then click accept and it'll be changed.
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2024-06-09 at 11:49 PM UTC
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2024-06-10 at 12:38 AM UTCthe seafood salad is literally just imitation crab and mayonnaise mixed together then people get it with mayonnaise int eh sandwich so you're basically just eating fake crab meat and a triple dose of mayonaise
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2024-06-10 at 12:40 AM UTCI like where they use like 3 types of meat, I think it's called the cold cut combo?
That's my favorite
The Cold Cut Combo sandwich with ham, salami, and bologna (all turkey based) is a long-time Subway® favorite
I don't get how they're all turkey based when they literally say ham as the first meat I"LL look into this -
2024-06-10 at 12:40 AM UTCNo, Subway's Cold Cut Combo is turkey-based and does not contain pork. The sandwich includes turkey ham, salami, and bologna, as well as fresh vegetables, condiments, and freshly baked bread.
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2024-06-10 at 4:24 AM UTCI call this order the 🇮🇹 Triple Italiano Delight 🇮🇹
it features 3x 6" Italian BMT sandwiches , one each representing a color of the italian flag. Also features a BIG FAT GREEK Italian Style Salad and a bunch of cookies for the cool price of You Pay$79.39
6'' Italian B.M.T.®$15.74
Classic Italian Herbs & Cheese, Toasted, Grilled, Habanero Jack, More Lettuce, More Spinach, More Cucumbers, More Green Peppers, More Pickles, More Jalapenos
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Double$3.00
Extra Cheese$1.25
Chimichurri$1.25
Smashed Avocado$1.25
Make It A Combo For $3.79
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Salad Cold Cut Combo$18.78
Shredded Monterey Cheddar, More Lettuce, More Spinach, More Tomatoes, More Cucumbers, More Green Peppers, More Black Olives, More Red Onions, More Pickles, More Jalapenos, Less Cuban-Style Sauce, Less Nashville-Style Hot Sauce, More Salt, More Grated Parmesan
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Chimichurri$1.25
Capicola$2.00
Fresh Mozzarella$2.50
Rice$2.29
Smashed Avocado$1.25
Make It A Combo For $3.79
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Cookies - White Chip Macadamia Nut$5.94
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6'' Italian B.M.T.®$17.74
Classic Italian Herbs & Cheese, Toasted, Grilled, Canadian Cheddar, More Tomatoes, More Red Onions, More Crispy Onions, More Nashville-Style Hot Sauce, More Tandoori-Spiced Sauce, Sweet & Smoky BBQ Sauce
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Double$3.00
Tandoori Spiced Pork Cutlet$2.50
Capicola$2.00
Bacon$1.25
Make It A Combo For $3.79
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6'' Italian B.M.T.®$12.74
Classic Italian Herbs & Cheese, Toasted, Grilled, Processed Cheddar, More Black Olives, Cuban-Style Sauce, Tahini, Mayonnaise, Garlic Aioli, Peppercorn Ranch, More Salt, More Grated Parmesan
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2024-06-10 at 8:05 AM UTCSubway marketing is ridiculous. Like imagine believing some fat jedi lost weight by eating bread. I'm an expert in being fat, if you want to be fat eating bread is the best way to do it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-10 at 3:53 PM UTCKeto bread is the way to go.
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2024-07-14 at 4:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enigma The Firecracker
Footlong white Brad, turkey, PEPPERJACK, jalapenis, yellow peppers, onions, creamy Sriracha, black olives, toasted.
My version of the firecracker:
Footling italian herb and cheese bread, turkey, bacon, double pepper jack, toasted twice, onions, banana peppers, black olives, tomatoes, creamy Sriracha sauce, pepper, side of garlic aioli -
2024-07-14 at 5:05 PM UTCI had a funny idea to combine whatever Trumps favorite sub is and add a bunch of hot sauce and get it toasted on one side to represent his shot and bleeding ear
and extra onions to represent the tears of America
but there is no info about what kind of subs Trump orders except this sketchy articleTo: Team@Trump.org
From: PR@Trump.org
Subj: [URGENT] Subway Talking Points
Team,
“It’s not just that I trust Sam Sax’s imagination. My sincere belief is that Sam’s creative freedom unlocks the potential for our liberation.”
—Saeed Jones
Quick reminder: Under no circumstances can Mr. Trump be seen holding a Subway sandwich. As you may recall from our briefing in July, the standard size of six-inch and footlong Subway sandwiches are damning sources of scale. A photo of our candidate holding one of these sandwiches would provide concrete evidence to the claim his hands resemble those of an eleven year-old boy’s.
So far we’ve done a great job of avoiding photo ops involving Subway. We can all recall times Mr. Trump has sent us to order his beloved Italian BMT on Italian Herbs & Cheese Subway sandwich. I don’t need to remind you that photographic proof of our next president holding this sandwich would not only highlight his petite, non-presidential hands, but also his love for “ethnic” sandwiches, which wouldn’t sit well with our base.
Let’s not rest on our laurels — surely, the media will soon connect the dots. Whether they find Trump eating Subway or not, I’m sure they’ll ask for comment. In case Trump’s explicit avoidance of Subway is dredged up by the media, I’ve compiled talking points to deflect any possible questions or critiques we may encounter.
1. Subway is just as unhealthy as McDonald’s.
In preparation for Trump’s eight-year stay in the White House, he’s been following a healthy diet. One of the best diets. If needed, his doctor will provide a note proving this. This is the reason you won’t find Trump eating Subway. It has nothing to do with the sandwich providing scale and highlighting his less-than-average hand size.
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If the media suggests this is an invalid claim, as Trump has been photographed eating food even more unhealthy than Subway, refer to Talking Point 2.
2. Subway’s bread contains Azodicarbonamide, the same chemical used to make yoga mats.
Donald Trump will not eat anything that is also used to make yoga mats. Trump has never practiced yoga, an Indian ritual, ever in his life. If they want to see a politician get into a pretzel-shape, ask Hillary Clinton about her email! Absolutely no reason that Trump would be scared to hold a Subway sandwich because his hands would look diminutive in comparison.
If the media points out Subway’s bread no longer contains Azodicarbonamide, refer to Talking Point 3.
3. Mr. Trump prefers to support local businesses.
A salt-of-the-Earth man like Trump does not eat at huge corporations like Subway. He eats at the same places Joe Everyman eats. Use this opportunity to plug a local business, claim that Donald loves to eat there. (Note: Cheryl, PLEASE check that the restaurant you plug is not a chain. How have you not heard of Bertucci’s?) This is a more than sufficient reason to avoid Subway — it has nothing to do with Trump’s hands looking small while holding a Subway sandwich, and claiming otherwise is simply absurd.
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If the media identify photos of Donald consuming large corporate fast-food products such as McDonald’s and KFC, refer to Talking Point 4.
4. Mr. Trump will not associate with losers like Jared Fogle.
Our next president will not be associated with convicted sex offender and former Subway spokesman, Jared Fogle, in any way. Donald Trump is our only presidential candidate of character, and values — values that do not align with Jared Fogle. (Do not mention the fact Jared Fogle has endorsed Trump, as this is not a sought-after endorsement.) Trump will not compromise his character for a sandwich — a sandwich that may very well be delicious — we have no idea. Trump would gladly hold a Subway sandwich in his hands, if he had a good reason to. But he doesn’t. So he won’t. End of story.
If the media points out this defense is invalid, and frankly unfair, since Jared Fogle is in no way associated with Subway anymore, refer to Talking Point 5.
5. Subway is losing money.
By this time, I hope this point is self-explanatory. Follow the game plan. Get on the offensive: Subway has been making very bad deals. Claim you’ve seen their numbers, and they are very bad. Not losing-916-million-dollars-in-one-year bad (by the by, NEVER use the number 916 million — no matter what the context) but bad all the same. Do not explain which numbers, or why they’re bad. But confirm, they’re the worst numbers you’ve ever seen. It’s very sad, actually. You think a winner, co-author of The Art of the Deal, would actually eat at Subway? This has nothing to do with hand size. It never did. Trump’s hands are completely normal-sized, and we’ll bring anyone to court who says otherwise.
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If you’ve exhausted all of these points to no avail, make a remark about Trump’s daughter. Make it unclear if she is an object of Trump’s fatherly affection or something else. While the press look at each other quizzically, tersely conclude the meeting and exit the room. It’s much better to end on these puzzling terms than to expose the truth.
Make America Great Again,
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2024-07-14 at 5:06 PM UTCGoat meat
Goat balls
Goat milk
Bit of cheese on top for seasoning.
On brown bread.
