The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-20 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #1301
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Wear a condom

   
   Fuck that, if I waited over a decade to fuck someone condoms wouldn't even cross my mind. Just don't be a retard and try to get an extra pump in like §m£ÂgØL did before you pull out.
2. 2017-06-20 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #1302
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Crown skinless skin, closest to nothing at all. I wouldn't even mind wearing them. I nearly used up all of mine for posh wanks, and I dare say it was just as good, if not better due to being able to ejaculate without worrying about the mess. Just let it fly.
3. 2017-06-20 at 10:36 PM UTC

   #1303
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by 1337 Fuck that, if I waited over a decade to fuck someone condoms wouldn't even cross my mind. Just don't be a retard and try to get an extra pump in like §m£ÂgØL did before you pull out.

   
   I would not take that chance. No offense, but can you imagine how fucked up that kid would probably end up just from being a combination of PoC and Hydro's DNA?
   
   Never curse a child with your genetic inheritance. How can anyone believe they're going to love someone more than anything in the world and at the same time practically guarantee them a lifetime of immense suffering and hardship? Human selfishness and immorality knows no bounds.
4. 2017-06-20 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #1304
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Piles of Crack She's here, it's all good, going to help her get some damn rest for once in her life.

   
   I'm rooting for you guys. This site is really a great place to find a compatible mate. Theoretically.
5. 2017-06-20 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #1305
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That was in poor taste.
   
   Fargo is stroking it down right now. No condom.
   
   Post last edited by Wasp Sugar at 2017-06-20T22:48:49.253709+00:00
6. 2017-06-20 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #1306
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I would not take that chance. No offense, but can you imagine how fucked up that kid would probably end up just from being a combination of PoC and Hydro's DNA?
   
   Never curse a child with your genetic inheritance. How can anyone believe they're going to love someone more than anything in the world and at the same time practically guarantee them a lifetime of immense suffering and hardship? Human selfishness and immorality knows no bounds.

   
   It's human nature my nig. Human penises know no bounds.
7. 2017-06-20 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #1307
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   Is this flames?
8. 2017-06-20 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #1308
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I know this is flamas
   
   
9. 2017-06-20 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #1309
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I would not take that chance. No offense, but can you imagine how fucked up that kid would probably end up just from being a combination of PoC and Hydro's DNA?
   
   Never curse a child with your genetic inheritance. How can anyone believe they're going to love someone more than anything in the world and at the same time practically guarantee them a lifetime of immense suffering and hardship? Human selfishness and immorality knows no bounds.

   
   You're right, PoC, just fuck her in the ass instead.
10. 2017-06-20 at 10:58 PM UTC

    #1310
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    She'll definitely let him.
11. 2017-06-20 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #1311
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar That was in poor taste.
    
    Fargo is stroking it down right now. No condom.
    
    Post last edited by Wasp Sugar at 2017-06-20T22:48:49.253709+00:00

    
    What part was in poor taste? The part where you called Zoklet women crazy or the part where you said crazy girls are nice to fuck?
12. 2017-06-20 at 11 PM UTC

    #1312
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar She'll definitely let him.

    
    Even so, I'd still have to fuck her right in the pussy, just for having waited for so long.
13. 2017-06-20 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #1313
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 1337 What part was in poor taste? The part where you called Zoklet women crazy or the part where you said crazy girls are nice to fuck?

    
    I guess I just didn't wanna brag about something so lame. But in reality I would love to like, vlog about my take on those experiences and share them with the community.
14. 2017-06-20 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #1314
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's one of those situations where you should pretty much do anything and everything you can think up, from licking and biting every inch of one another's bodies to fucking all the available holes, rimjobs, footjobs, belly button jobs, and finish things off by letting hydro fuck you in the ass with a strappy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man, 
    • RisiR †
15. 2017-06-20 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #1315
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 1337 Even so, I'd still have to fuck her right in the pussy, just for having waited for so long.

    
    Most def.
16. 2017-06-20 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #1316
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wasp Sugar I guess I just didn't wanna brag about something so lame. But in reality I would love to like, vlog about my take on those experiences and share them with the community.

    
    Who all did you fuck? I want to hear stories, damnit.
17. 2017-06-20 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #1317
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It's one of those situations where you should pretty much do anything and everything you can think up, from licking and biting every inch of one another's bodies to fucking all the available holes, rimjobs, footjobs, belly button jobs, and finish things off by letting hydro fuck you in the ass with a strappy.

    
    If hydro's tongue doesn't go up PoC's asshole, the trip will have been for naught. Can it even be called birthday sex without a nice pegging?
18. 2017-06-20 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #1318
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    PoC suffers from premature ejaculation!
19. 2017-06-20 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #1319
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey malice do you have any sex tips? I like reading /r/incels and laughing at the naïveté of those pathetic fucks.
20. 2017-06-20 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #1320
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    

    Originally posted by Malice I would not take that chance. No offense, but can you imagine how fucked up that kid would probably end up just from being a combination of PoC and Hydro's DNA?
    
    Never curse a child with your genetic inheritance. How can anyone believe they're going to love someone more than anything in the world and at the same time practically guarantee them a lifetime of immense suffering and hardship? Human selfishness and immorality knows no bounds.

    
    Some good can still come of it if you add to the white population.