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  1. Originally posted by Piles of Crack Telling me she's three hours away five hours ago with no means to contact her in the meantime isn't exactly a surprise and she knows that. Something bad happened.

    You should answer the door wearing just a tube sock over your junk RHCP style.
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  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Malice, how's your voice? If me and my wife record a porno will you narrate it for us?

    Is it just two people? That sounds kind of boring. What's the plot like?

    What's with these sexual requests anyway? My verbal skills are fucked up and it would take a while of consistently speaking for it to improve. You don't go a lifetime barely speaking without having your ability to speak well stunted. That aside, my voice would probably sound monotonous and robotic anyway. Probably do naturally have a bad case of the aspie voice.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mashlehash You need the real experience, not dumped down on benzodiazepines. Heart thumps breh

    Benzos don't dumb me down and dull things, my brain is abnormal so they just make me feel more normal than anything else. The world is overly intense to begin with, to the point where it's difficult to handle, to take in.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I actually may really have assburgers.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by badder boy

    Wisdom.
  6. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Malice Is it just two people? That sounds kind of boring. What's the plot like?

    What's with these sexual requests anyway? My verbal skills are fucked up and it would take a while of consistently speaking for it to improve. You don't go a lifetime barely speaking without having your ability to speak well stunted. That aside, my voice would probably sound monotonous and robotic anyway. Probably do naturally have a bad case of the aspie voice.

    She's going to get a fox furry suit and I've already got a rabbit furry suit. You'll be the next David Attenborough
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RisiR † I actually may really have assburgers.

    What made you come to this conclusion?
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Malice What made you come to this conclusion?

    Logic.
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder how much money I could make by getting in shape again and becoming a gay ass model.

    An ass model that caters to gays (That's where the money is. Demand from women is far too low.), not a gay ass model.
  10. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    You could probably be a cam whore as is. It might help you with speaking more.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RisiR † Logic.

    What symptoms do you have?
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 You could probably be a cam whore as is. It might help you with speaking more.

    No, I thought of that, but I definitely don't have the personality for it.
  13. Originally posted by mashlehash Lemme know PoC. I don't want it to be bad news.

    She's here, it's all good, going to help her get some damn rest for once in her life.
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  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm thinking about taking a J-pop dancing class in SF so I can dance to anime openings and endings better, improve my coordination and motor skills, even get in shape.

    Only problem is that I aspie level naturally poor coordination and motor skills, so I'd probably be the worst dancer and slowest learner in the class. Also being the only male would add to the awkwardness. And all the other girls would probably have some dancing experience, while I've literally never danced around other people in my life.

    But, to be able to fluidly follow every dance sequence I could come across. What a dream that would be.
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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice I'm thinking about taking a J-pop dancing class in SF so I can dance to anime openings and endings better, improve my coordination and motor skills, even get in shape.

    Only problem is that I aspie level naturally poor coordination and motor skills, so I'd probably be the worst dancer and slowest learner in the class. Also being the only male would add to the awkwardness. And all the other girls would probably have some dancing experience, while I've literally never danced around other people in my life.

    But, to be able to fluidly follow every dance sequence I could come across. What a dream that would be.

    HahA fucking lol you should do it malice ha lmao, it might be good for you hahaha to like haha get some interaction with chicks lol, you might hahahahahah even pull lol, who knows.

    hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahfuckingHA




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice No, I thought of that, but I definitely don't have the personality for it.

    neither do any other cam whores so you're good there.




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  17. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack She's here, it's all good, going to help her get some damn rest for once in her life.

    Wear a condom
  18. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Malice No, I thought of that, but I definitely don't have the personality for it.

    What if you did it but only provided content? Be masturbating every time you're on cam and just get whatever people donate?
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 Wear a condom

    yeh this^ x a million




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also this has been built up so long now it would be retarded if it didn't end in pix/vids




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