I think Lanny Lanny should buy us all lunch

1. 2024-07-10 at 12 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
   Why'd she kick you out?
2. 2024-07-10 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #42
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   Also I only pay 550 a month. which is almost as low as what my last office was 10 years ago I paid 400 a month. but it's only 110 SQ ft.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley
3. 2024-07-10 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #43
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley Why'd she kick you out?

   
   She didn't kick me out. I just wanted my own space in case shit hits the fan and I just have a place to survive
4. 2024-07-10 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #44
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   You can buy land with houses in the boonies in California for less than 130k because people cant get Fire Insurance or Earthquake Insurance now. people are selling and moving to other states because of insurance companies dropping people
   
   I personally don't give a fuck. I'll buy a fucking existing house and then if it burns down I'll just buy a RV and park it and just pay for a permit to build, let it run out after 24 months and then buy another. its a loophole. but I also plan on putting a fire suppression system in my house and cut down all trees if I find a place.
   
   Clear Lake has like 4 homes below 140k but they're trashed out houses that meth heads or former renters trashed. so i'll probably look elsewhere. Maybe in Oregon if California keeps writing bullshit laws.
   
   Nevada isn't a plan anymore because you have to pay for water rights in the desert. sucks so much. you have not wait and be put on a lottery and truck in water until you get picked to build a well.
5. 2024-07-10 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
   I don't believe that but I am happy you got your own place and are doing well. Do you need anything from me?
6. 2024-07-10 at 12:09 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny You can buy land with houses in the boonies in California for less than 130k because people cant get Fire Insurance or Earthquake Insurance now. people are selling and moving to other states because of insurance companies dropping people
   
   I personally don't give a fuck. I'll buy a fucking existing house and then if it burns down I'll just buy a RV and park it and just pay for a permit to build, let it run out after 24 months and then buy another. its a loophole. but I also plan on putting a fire suppression system in my house and cut down all trees if I find a place.
   
   Clear Lake has like 4 homes below 140k but they're trashed out houses that meth heads or former renters trashed. so i'll probably look elsewhere. Maybe in Oregon if California keeps writing bullshit laws.
   
   Nevada isn't a plan anymore because you have to pay for water rights in the desert. sucks so much. you have not wait and be put on a lottery and truck in water until you get picked to build a well.

   
   u want a roommate when u do that later?
7. 2024-07-10 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #47
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   No, I don't want a room mate. Im gonna dig a secret tunnel under my house to a secret bat cave and fill it with survival food and gear and wait for End Times and have an underwater swimming pool and grow room for my veggies and a jack off box.
   
   why would I want you living in my hole?
   
   you can buy a land next to me and we can trade goods
8. 2024-07-10 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
   Bro you're gonna die in the next like 5-10 years. I'm more of a son to you than your real children are, let me live with you/off you and leave all your stuff to me. I"LL take care of u in your golden years too.
   
   I'll come visit u though is that cool? I can bring my own food. Do you have a dog?
9. 2024-07-10 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #49
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   I'm not dying anytime soon. you will though. I know once you leave your halfway house, Reality is going to kick in so fucking hard for you
   
   I wont lose my Social Security but you will when Trump gets elected. He's gonna shut your shit down and you wont find work outside of a dishwasher job paid under the table in some Vietnamese joint
10. 2024-07-10 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #50
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    ..BITCH
11. 2024-07-10 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I am a dog person.
    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I'm not dying anytime soon. you will though. I know once you leave your halfway house, Reality is going to kick in so fucking hard for you
    
    I wont lose my Social Security but you will when Trump gets elected. He's gonna shut your shit down and you wont find work outside of a dishwasher job paid under the table in some Vietnamese joint

    
    I'll probably get a job doing paperwork if that happens.
12. 2024-07-10 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    ,,,BITCH
13. 2024-07-10 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #53
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I don't live with her, I got an office apartment and just visit her a few times a week.

    
    To do what?
14. 2024-07-10 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #54
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I will make tha order
15. 2024-07-10 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I will be wanking to this thread tomorrow morning.
16. 2024-07-10 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #56
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I will be wanking to this thread tomorrow morning.

    
    TMI