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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SMOKED ALL MY METH AND DRANK ALL MY BOOZE AND LEFT A BUNCH OF PORN TABS OPEN ON MY COMPUTER WHAT THE FUCK
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh right because I’m fat….right. Should u maybe check ur fridge & see if there’s any actual food in it? Frickin weird genius
  3. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Dang but seriously, some posts are not mine. Like in real time I saw a post I didn’t make.

    that actually happened to me too. someone is getting PW on here. but it only happened on older accounts. Bradley might be the person. how is he getting them?
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh right because I’m fat….right. Should u maybe check ur fridge & see if there’s any actual food in it? Frickin weird genius

    No I thought the context clues were pretty clear I was alluding to a drinking problem. I don’t fat shame unless if someone was an active catfish at one point.
  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh right, thanks for clearing that up, so I’m looking for missing alcohol. Ur dumb. Hopefully u were drinking some alcohol when u got ran thru by Bill Krozby ya weird
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh right, thanks for clearing that up, so I’m looking for missing alcohol. Ur dumb. Hopefully u were drinking some alcohol when u got ran thru by Bill Krozby ya weird

    Yes, continue in your unrequited love for someone you never met. I’m jealous. I wish I never met him.
  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    How awkward when someone has a problem w you & u don’t even know who they are. Are u gonna be okay, bud?
  8. Warcry Certified lover boy
    Originally posted by Incessant Yes, continue in your unrequited love for someone you never met. I’m jealous. I wish I never met him.

    why is that? what didnt u like about him?
  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant Yes, continue in your unrequited love for someone you never met. I’m jealous. I wish I never met him.

    Um. Nah I never even spoke to Bill Krozby … is that why ur mad?
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um. Nah I never even spoke to Bill Krozby … is that why ur mad?

    No, I just genuinely don’t like you. But I’m going to stop now. I say I’ve grown and this isn’t exhibiting that.
  11. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SMOKED ALL MY METH AND DRANK ALL MY BOOZE AND LEFT A BUNCH OF PORN TABS OPEN ON MY COMPUTER WHAT THE FUCK

    Operation Goldilocks. Used to be porridge and bears, now it's tabs and bears.
  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Yeah. It’s exhibiting zoo animal & extra weird ….& dumb. I don’t like ur goofy ass either….move around & get better soon.
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Crazy ass weirdo
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was at the bar, knocking back drinks like there was no tomorrow. Before I knew it, I was plastered and feeling queasy. Suddenly, it hit me—I puked all over my shirt. “Oh man,” I groaned, looking down at the mess. “This shirt was expensive, my wife is going to kill me!”

    The bartender, who had been watching the whole thing, leaned over and said, “Look, here’s what you do. Put $10 in your shirt pocket and tell her that some other guy puked on you, and then gave you the $10 to have the shirt cleaned.”

    “That’s a great idea!” I replied, feeling a surge of relief. “I’ll go home and try that.”

    I stayed for a few more drinks, and by the time I decided to head home, I was completely smashed. As I stumbled up to my front door, I remembered the bartender’s advice. I fumbled with my wallet, pulled out some money, and stuffed it into my shirt pocket.

    The moment I walked inside, my wife’s eyes zeroed in on the stain. Her face turned red with anger. “What happened to your shirt?” she demanded.

    Thinking quickly, I pulled out the money and held it up. “Some other guy puked on me,” I slurred, “and he gave me $10 to cover the cleaning costs.”

    She grabbed the bill from my hand and examined it closely. “You said he gave you $10. This is a $20.”

    My foggy brain struggled to come up with an explanation. “Oh yeah, I forgot,” I mumbled. “He also shit in my pants.”
  15. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    *some am coffee *the beach *watering my plants
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    welcome back!
  17. ner vegas African Astronaut
    https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10519-022-10107-w

    predictable
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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DontTellEm It’s safe to say it’s better to just practice safe sex

    Mutual masturbation of a rubber bag isn't really sex

    Real sex involves their bodily fluids


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I play about Lanny but I’m positive there are posts I didn’t post. Blah. It’s weird & im not bothered but I see it

    You don't remember telling me your PW when you was drunk that night?

    lol


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  20. Warcry Certified lover boy
    https://youtube.com/shorts/-RHX_4hGIoc?si=J0LFPcUZvqhQ-aqT
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