Trump thinks the F35 fighter is actually invisible.

1. 2018-08-01 at 9:43 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano Why else would it cost so much ??
   
   You aren't insinuating inefficient military spending, are you?

   
   the same reason everything in the military industrial complex is so expensive: jedis
   
   no...literally...the jedis
2. 2018-08-01 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   invisible
   ADJECTIVE
   
   1 Unable to be seen.
   ‘this invisible gas is present to some extent in every home’
   
   1.1 Concealed from sight; hidden.
   ‘he lounged in a doorway, invisible in the dark’
   
   1.2 Treated as if unable to be seen; ignored or not taken into consideration.
   ‘before 1971 women artists were pretty well invisible’
3. 2018-08-01 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

   Originally posted by Cootehill Bush was a puppet of the jedis.
   
   But it's interesting to me that you think that humans and fish cannot coexist.
   
   What is your plan to fight the fish?

   
   Where did I say that?
   
   You a mind reader now? lolol.
4. 2018-08-01 at 9:54 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Where did I say that?
   
   You a mind reader now? lolol.

   
   You said that saying that fish and humans could coexist was foolish.
   
   I agree with you. Fish are sneaky bastards. They are plotting. Plotting our demise.
   
   Fish are basically aquatic jedis.
5. 2018-08-01 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

   Originally posted by Cootehill You said that saying that fish and humans could coexist was foolish.
   
   I agree with you. Fish are sneaky bastards. They are plotting. Plotting our demise.
   
   Fish are basically aquatic jedis.

   
   No I didn't.
   
   Dubya saying it was foolish.
6. 2022-12-16 at 11:35 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   
   
   Is this the true power of the F35?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • RIPtotse, 
   • General Butt.Naked
7. 2022-12-16 at 11:50 AM UTC

   #27
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol I saw that earlier, was looking for an excuse to post it
   
   
   the parachute popping off after it fails is pretty funny
8. 2022-12-16 at 11:51 AM UTC

   #28
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   'Almost like an invisible fighter'
   
   Pretty sure he knew xactly what he was saying. At least he can talk unlike the old donkey in office now
9. 2022-12-16 at 11:52 AM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   OH that's actually an ejection, I wasn't paying attention before and assumed it was some sort of emergency protocol if the front jet fails
   
   to be fair VTOL's always been a problem even before the F35 program though
10. 2022-12-16 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #30
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    Is this the true power of the F35?

    
    Lol dude looks like he's working in moon gravity or something lol.
    
    Looked all smooth then BOOP *EJECT* ROFL
11. 2022-12-16 at 2:14 PM UTC

    #31
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    pilot error.
    
    it descended to quickly.