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Adults who play video games are LOSERS

  1. #1
    MEGA MOLE Houston
    Seriously, you should be over games by like 14, 15
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    okay pedophile
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    They're okay if you have absolutely nothing to do and can't go anywhere.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this thread seems like a personal attack against me, What games do I play OP? name them

    yeah exactly, you have no idea what my personal habits are. Maybe I only sign into runescape to check my gold farming bots. You have no idea and your profile pic is a character of the giant mole from super mario world Chocolate Island 4


    go back to reversing the arrow signs you stupid blind sunglasses wearing faggot, nobody cares about the opinions of a mole. Now go and pick this up and get back in your hole

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is this falco?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    no this is patrick
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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Seriously, you should be over games by like 14, 15

    I would of agreed but then it turns out that older people actually benefit with eye coordination and with dexterity to play video games. especially those paddle/wand while playing tennis. I wish I had one during Covid but thought shut in would only be like 2 months tops.. two months turned into 2 years on and off.
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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I bought a cheap emulator Nintendo game player (8 bit) and most games suck but I love the Mario Bro 3 game that is on it. it also has this weird game called Strong Pill. I cant get past level 6 and looked up online for a cheat and everyone said they couldn't figure out how to get past level 6.

    no walk through. fucking thing is so fucking old. probably 1981
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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Is this falco?

    OK Pedophile
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Seriously, you should be over games by like 14, 15
    If you dont play with kids ur so weird
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny OK Pedophile

    Ok Computer

    What I do in my own time is my business
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hey fellas I found a large 7 day to die server of some pretty cool roleplayers, anyone interested in exploring some larger servers of games with me like MC, 7D2D and PZ?
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't play video games myself but what's wrong with it? I did buy a horror game back in November but I didn't really play it yet. There's also a remastered version of Silent Hill 2 coming out, which I will definitely buy and play eventually.
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    The whole point of being an adult is that you get to do what you want, but if you're making it one of your main hobbies like it was when you were a kid then people are absolutely going to think of you as a loser.

    It stops being that interesting once you have control over your life. You have a car and a job. Stop playing open world games and start going on hikes. If you want to play Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley or any other yard work simulator, go mow a real lawn and get paid for it.

    It's a good way to stay in touch with long-distance friends or unwind on days when you're rained in and have nothing else going on, but waiting to get off work every day so you can run back to a home with dirty dishes and unfolded laundry piled up and play a chore simulator is fucking cringe.
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  17. #17
    ALL video games are made by adults.
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    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ALL video games are made by adults.

    Yeah, this is one of those jobs I was talking about.

    Adults are typically the ones building playgrounds and elementary schools as well.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by harriettubman20 The whole point of being an adult is that you get to do what you want, but if you're making it one of your main hobbies like it was when you were a kid then people are absolutely going to think of you as a loser.

    It stops being that interesting once you have control over your life. You have a car and a job. Stop playing open world games and start going on hikes. If you want to play Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley or any other yard work simulator, go mow a real lawn and get paid for it.

    It's a good way to stay in touch with long-distance friends or unwind on days when you're rained in and have nothing else going on, but waiting to get off work every day so you can run back to a home with dirty dishes and unfolded laundry piled up and play a chore simulator is fucking cringe.

    this post seems like a personal attack against me, What open games do I play OP? name them

    yeah exactly, you have no idea what my personal habits are. Maybe I only sign into stardew valley with porn mods to jack off to the sexy pixelated girlz. You have no idea and your profile pic is Nadine Ross from Uncharted 4


    Go back to treasure hunting, you silly treasure tracker, nobody cares about the opinions of a gold digger nigger. Now go and find that artifact and get back in the jungle.

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    you can take childishness out of an adult, but you cant force an adult into a child.
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