Oreo makes tranny cookies

1. 2024-03-24 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina not my dad but i accidentally incessted my sister so i know things like this could happen

   
   shes not really your sister so dont think you have some luke skywalker thing going on
2. 2024-03-24 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   whats the difference between the gingerbread man and churro oreos?
   the packaging
   
   
   
   if that wasn't bad enough
   
   
   
   wouldn't green frosting and black cookie make more sense for space and then you put the blue/pink frosting in the bee cookie for "spring flavor" like flowers which is "marshmallow" aka "the white stuff that has always been in oreos" yup, space spring flavor themed edition.
   Summer themed is a yellow cookie with a orange spice cinnamon frosting for SUMMER because YELLOW = SUN = HOT , FUCK YOU!
3. 2024-03-24 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina your son can only be gay because you mollest him.

   
   this is proof the catholic church did nothing wrong and fiducia supplicans is correct
4. 2024-03-24 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #24
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina not my dad but i accidentally incessted my sister so i know things like this could happen

   
   Yah you and wariat both deserve death.
5. 2024-03-26 at 9:08 AM UTC

   #25
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock shes not really your sister so dont think you have some luke skywalker thing going on

   
   tell me more about your sister
6. 2024-03-26 at 10:24 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   it's almost easter and they release churro oreos. That's how you know God is dead and has been replaced by a cheap mexican immigrant
   
   what the fuck is this... HOP flavor
   
   
   
   
   nothing says easter like a red cookie with the default frosting
   
   
   
   I can see why they gave up and just don't bother anymore but doing nothing would be better than easter churros, just saying
7. 2024-06-25 at 11:19 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   There isn't even anything star wars going on. Why now?
   
   
   The new Star Wars Oreos are a $5 coin flip to see which type of food coloring you get for your Double Stuf Oreos that are loaded with sugar crystals.
   
   Every box contains either “light side” cookies with blue creme or “dark side” cookies with red creme. It’s a complete mystery which color you will get when you buy a package. Instead, you’re required to “open to discover your destiny.”
   
   Both the light side and dark side taste exactly the same. The only difference is the color.
   
   you already did space themed cookies like 3 months ago and at least those tasted like pop rocks or something which kinda made sense (not really) but the star wars is literally just food coloring LMAO what a bunch of morons.
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost THEY ARE TURNING YOUR CHILDREN GAY
   

8. 2024-06-25 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #28
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There isn't even anything star wars going on. Why now?

   
   there's a new netflix series about 'lesbian space witches'
9. 2024-06-25 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #29
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Another fuck up from Nabisco, the biggest retards in the cookie market
10. 2024-06-25 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I'd try them.
11. 2024-06-25 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #31
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas there's a new netflix series about 'lesbian space witches'

    
    in luminance absorbing colors.
12. 2024-08-23 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #32
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Ghost Once again Oreo, the question nobody asked and Oreos answer is "Limited Churro Oreos"
    
    But you already made yellow cookie cinnamon Oreos like 4 times. Pumpkin spice, Halloween spice, autumn spice. This is just spring spice because they had leftover cinnamon and yellow cookies from the batch of pumpkin spice Oreos that nobody liked
    
    It's gonna take them 4 more limited editions to go through it. I don't think anyone cares about these cookies. Another Nabisco FAIL!

    
    It's not even Fall it's still summer
    
    
13. 2024-08-23 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • the man who put it in my hood
14. 2024-08-23 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #34
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ultra processed foods turns people tranny
15. 2024-08-23 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Ultra processed foods turns people tranny

    
    I started transitioning when I ate nothing but my mommy's delicious home cooked meals. N=1 but I think yr full of it, m8.
16. 2024-08-23 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I wonder if processed foods make people nasty
    
    or if nasty people like processed food.
17. 2024-08-23 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]

    Originally posted by Elbow I started transitioning when I ate nothing but my mommy's delicious home cooked meals. N=1 but I think yr full of it, m8.

    
    HTS I have known u for 13 years.
18. 2024-08-23 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I knew u back when u used to get hard
19. 2024-08-23 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley I knew u back when u used to get hard

    
    No you didn't that's never happened.