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Oreo makes tranny cookies

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    THEY ARE TURNING YOUR CHILDREN GAY
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  2. #2
    OP is literary a faggit
  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Muhammad Gonzalez OP is literary a faggit

    maybe your children were just born gay and it's not the cookies fault
  4. #4
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost THEY ARE TURNING YOUR CHILDREN GAY

    Bruh those things are so fucking good, I was at the store high and had never seen them before so I bought them because me and this girl I know both love weird flavored Oreos. I meant to save her some but I was stoned and ended up eating them all so I went and bought her another pack.

    I sat there like a dumbass trying to figure out what the flavor was and thought it was cake frosting until I turned it upside down and saw it's marshmallow.

    Try them they're really good, don't worry if they are tranny cookies, you already bang a dude cosplaying as a girl.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    I've tried a few seasonal oreos and hated them all. That flavor and color makes no sense for space themed, it should be a silver cookie with green frosting and taste like aliens. WTF are they even doing?



    they will do some shit like this and make it peach flavor instead of pumpkin spice

    and then I tried an actual pumpkin spice one and it tasted like shit. They are retarded. The only good oreo variant is double stuff and even those are a rip off
    https://www.businessinsider.com/double-stuf-oreos-controversy-2013-8
  6. #6
    ittGOYSLOP
    nFAGGOOTS
  7. #7
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I'm going to turn gay just to troll you all
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  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Once again Oreo, the question nobody asked and Oreos answer is "Limited Churro Oreos"

    But you already made yellow cookie cinnamon Oreos like 4 times. Pumpkin spice, Halloween spice, autumn spice. This is just spring spice because they had leftover cinnamon and yellow cookies from the batch of pumpkin spice Oreos that nobody liked

    It's gonna take them 4 more limited editions to go through it. I don't think anyone cares about these cookies. Another Nabisco FAIL!
  9. #9
    Kingoffrogs African Astronaut
    If my child comes out as gay I am going to force him to watch straight porn and jack off to it in front of me.

    "What's that? Where's the guy on bottom? There is no guy on bottom, only a girl. YER GONNA JERK TO IT AND YER GONNA LIKE IT LIL NIGGA."
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs If my child comes out as gay I am going to force him to watch straight porn and jack off to it in front of me.

    "What's that? Where's the guy on bottom? There is no guy on bottom, only a girl. YER GONNA JERK TO IT AND YER GONNA LIKE IT LIL NIGGA."

    According to fiducia supplicans, no child is gay. But every child is a sinner
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs If my child comes out as gay I am going to force him to watch straight porn and jack off to it in front of me.

    "What's that? Where's the guy on bottom? There is no guy on bottom, only a girl. YER GONNA JERK TO IT AND YER GONNA LIKE IT LIL NIGGA."



    Start strokin', boy.
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  12. #12
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    oreo promotes race mixing
  13. #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    If my kid was gay I'd either force them to be rich and hang out with rich gay people or kill him or disown him, not cuz he's gay tho cuz he's a broke retard if that's the case.

    If not good job fag son *high fives*
  14. #14
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    your son can only be gay because you mollest him.
  15. #15
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina your son can only be gay because you mollest him.

    Oh is that how it works? Thank God I'm not gay or named vinny and love children.

    Phew
  16. #16
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Oh is that how it works? Thank God I'm not gay or named vinny and love children.

    Phew

    most father-son molestation happen by accident.
  17. #17
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina most father-son molestation happen by accident.

    God damn you are knowledgeable

    What age did he touch u bro?

    Rofl
  18. #18
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse God damn you are knowledgeable

    What age did he touch u bro?

    Rofl

    not my dad but i accidentally incessted my sister so i know things like this could happen
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina most father-son molestation happen by accident.

    c'mere so you can sit on my lap and tell me what a naughty girl youve been this year and what you want for christmas...and we'll see what comes up
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse What age did he touch u bro?

    all of them
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