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  1. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't think I ever paid for masks, I'd always pick them up free at someone's reception area or the doctors office etc.

    which makes it so funny you would pay 14 just to not see ads.
  2. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I put my boy stomper bewts on

    plugged in my amazon luna controller

    paid 800$ down on my debts

    ate my krat0m for the day

    ordered groceries to be delivered in a few hours and a berg3r

    done with my Obgyn annual check up appt

    ordered my year of contax was 400 something dollars my copay was 18 thank god

    gots my dentist appt rescheduled

    MOAR COFFEE
  3. STEP ON MY PENIS
  4. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina which makes it so funny you would pay 14 just to not see ads.

    How so?
  5. Originally posted by Kinks I put my boy stomper bewts on

    plugged in my amazon luna controller

    paid 800$ down on my debts

    ate my krat0m for the day

    ordered groceries to be delivered in a few hours and a berg3r

    done with my Obgyn annual check up appt

    ordered my year of contax was 400 something dollars my copay was 18 thank god

    gots my dentist appt rescheduled

    MOAR COFFEE

    Shower time now?
  6. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag So I took my research chemicals and finally showered for the first time in four days, washed my clothes, made a to-do list now I'm having a smoothie and a smoke before I microneedle my face.

    what are u taking ?
  7. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How so?

    horses cant tell they have long faces.
  8. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina horses cant tell they have long faces.

    Who told you that?
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wasn't suggesting you don't take necessities…I was talking about the other stuff.

    Whenever I go overseas I take just what I need for few days..so I have plenty of room left in the bag for crap I want to bring back. That might not be the same dynamic for your trips but I tend to bring stuff back from England I can't get over here and it's gonna take up a lot of space.

    I used to overpack clothes that's more what I was alluding to. Now I just take enough clothes for 4 days and wash them if I need to while there. If there.

    Side story. When I worked for Compaq and traveled around the USA a lot, I was on a job in California for about 6 weeks and a few of us were there. After checking in the hotel I went to one of the other guys rooms to get him because we were going to go eat, he was still unpacking his case…he took out a flashlight..then another..then another.

    I said to him "Um why do you have 3 flashlights"
    Him "In case there is a power outage or something"
    me "ok why 3…"
    him "in case the first 2 stop working"

    He never heard of batteries?
  10. STEP ON IT MOMMY
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Back home 💖
  12. DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    If your dick was already hard from some hetero stuff then someone shows you some gay shit and you actually look, you become fully gay
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to get ready for work 💖
  14. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He never heard of batteries?

    I'd wager he had a pack of those too.
  15. tfw you will never know what it's like to be a couple in the 1990s and deciding on a movie to rent from a store and bring home to watch together
  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood tfw you will never know what it's like to be a couple in the 1990s and deciding on a movie to rent from a store and bring home to watch together

    Clearly you've not been to value village recently where you can still select Video cassette movies to take home (for 90 cents each), thereby recreating this exact scenario.
  17. It's not the same if you don't buy snacks on sale at the store and then return the movie in the metal return bin afterwards
  18. Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens If your dick was already hard from some hetero stuff then someone shows you some gay shit and you actually look, you become fully gay

    No, it's when you touch another man's penis.
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cashed my check, got 8 jars of weed and paid off my truck
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my Ford Toe is hurting again,, its been a few years so I wonder whats up wif it,, probably another little chunk moved nd hit a nerve .

    I dropped an F 250 Ford truck on my big toe about 12 to 14 years ago it kinda exploded ,, the toe did, not the ford.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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