What are you doing at the moment

1. 2024-06-09 at 7:41 AM UTC

   #51501
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Still watching Blue Lights. They got the crackhead corner I used to go to on it.
2. 2024-06-10 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #51502
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   woke up at 3 am staid up till 6 am, slept till noon, fucked off on tik tok all afternoon, giving my phone a break cuz its hot as fuk now I gotta stay up till 11 so i'll sleep all night and be ready to hit it hard in the mornin on the new job
3. 2024-06-10 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #51503
   

   Enigma Tuskegee Airman
   With this post I hit my first front page flush
4. 2024-06-10 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #51504
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   So I took my research chemicals and finally showered for the first time in four days, washed my clothes, made a to-do list now I'm having a smoothie and a smoke before I microneedle my face.
5. 2024-06-10 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #51505
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I kind of want to watch corpse bride because I haven't seen it in a year but I've already watched it like 300 times.
6. 2024-06-10 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #51506
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Watching Uitsmijters to see what girls wear on nights out in NL and it's all jeans and sneakers. I don't want to dress that ugly but I don't want to stand out either being the only one with platforms on.
7. 2024-06-10 at 7:50 AM UTC

   #51507
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I'm spacing out a bit, I need to microneedle my face right now if I want to be able to wear makeup tomorrow. I want to spend time with my cat, or maybe go for a walk. I feel full of dread like I'll be mugged or something.
8. 2024-06-10 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #51508
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Panicking because I still don't know what outfits to pack.
9. 2024-06-10 at 7:58 AM UTC

   #51509
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I could just pack all the goth dresses but my mood swings.
10. 2024-06-10 at 9:15 AM UTC

    #51510
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I haven't even planned anything I want to do on the trip. Idk what's wrong with me.
11. 2024-06-10 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #51511
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I haven't been anywhere since November dunno why I have no excitement for vacations
12. 2024-06-10 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #51512
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    She'll be heartbroken I'm gone.
    
    
13. 2024-06-10 at 12:27 PM UTC

    #51513
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk what to pack and the panic is building
14. 2024-06-10 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #51514
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't even know what I feel like wearing now.
15. 2024-06-10 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #51515
    

    Enigma Tuskegee Airman
    Kafka I took my math exam on Friday, the final, and I think I'm gonna find out today how I did. DO you think I did well?
16. 2024-06-10 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #51516
    

    Instigator Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Dirtbag She'll be heartbroken I'm gone.

    
    The cats probably enjoying a bit of peace.
17. 2024-06-10 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #51517
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I want to get a cat but I guarantee my dog would eat it. I've had a lot of dogs that used to get fucked up by my cats as a kid but this dog is something else. I love her to death though and she's very protective of me and my family.

    
    witnessing your pet dog eating your pet cat alive is the most cringeable and yet satisfying experience in life, second only to discovering your dad's homemade porn of him fucking the shit out of your ass (both figuratively and literally) when you were 6.
18. 2024-06-10 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #51518
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Okay I'm getting somewhere. I just remembered there's cat hairs all over my Vans though.
    
    
19. 2024-06-10 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #51519
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina witnessing your pet dog eating your pet cat alive is the most cringeable and yet satisfying experience in life, second only to discovering your dad's homemade porn of him fucking the shit out of your ass (both figuratively and literally) when you were 6.

    
    My dad's dog ate his cat and then my dad accidentally ran over the dog with his car. He never got another pet.
20. 2024-06-10 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #51520
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag My dad's dog ate his cat and then my dad accidentally ran over the dog with his car. He never got another pet.

    
    did he insert his glans into your uterus tho.