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  1. #61
    Bradley Florida Man
    When was the last time you had a girlfriend trippy?
  2. #62
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Girlfriend was 2014 but we were together like 8 years.

    Getting laid would be like 2019, damn now that I realize it's been that long it's really depressing 😭
  3. #63
    Bradley Florida Man
    don't worry I haven't had sex in like a year
  4. #64
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers SAME. The thing that sucks about it is if you do find someone you finally are interested in and things go awry, you can't just get over them easily since the cure for that is to find someone else, but when you're just not interested in anyone you're just stuck with that other person in your head. I still think about that girl a lot but at the same time I would never want to be with her. Once someone treats me badly for no good reason, I lose any interest in them.

    I can still become interested in other people to forget someone, just not sexually right away. Like I'm interested in meeting new people.
  5. #65
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley don't worry I haven't had sex in like a year

    Sex is nice but being single a long time makes me miss having someone to come home from work to and all that wholesome type of stuff
  6. #66
    Bradley Florida Man
    Become interested in me, Kafka. <333 I'll never break ur heart
  7. #67
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I turn 29 in December.

    😢 and Kafka won't fuck you for free? Definitely get a hooker. Don't wait.
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    prostitutes are not halal, muhammed Meyers. Don't forget the great imam in the sky is watching u
  9. #69
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 😢 and Kafka won't fuck you for free? Definitely get a hooker. Don't wait.

    My body is not a map for lost men to find themselves. Keep your misogyny in check.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by Bradley prostitutes are not halal, muhammed Meyers. Don't forget the great imam in the sky is watching u

    He said he was just going to get a BJ, I don't think allah even counts that as sex.
  11. #71
    Bradley Florida Man
    what if it was from a dude
  12. #72
    Pretty sure that's classified same as taking a shower and having your bro wash your back.
  13. #73
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I ent up not renting that hooker, she kept texting me even though I told her I wasn't available until sunday evening, I ent up just offering her 30 dollars to blow me and she started saying I look like a baby dick bitch and that I'm a desperate bitch.

    I'm not desperate It's just she looked like a slampig and I honestly just wanted to act out some of my sexual fantasies/abuse on someone I don't care about / respect / know…

    You would think a hooker would understand that….

    I ent up just buying a pair of micro fiber calvin klein briefs and some tacos instead


    Quoting because I never knew Bill Krozby outright said he wanted to abuse someone he didn’t know.
  14. #74
    Bradley Florida Man
    Dude fucjk off with your quoting nonce-ense. Bill Bill Krozbyby loved abusing people he didn't know as much as he loved abusing those who he did.
  15. #75
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley That's a real bummer bruh

    I agree. Sincerely. Guys are easier (no offense).
  16. #76
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I can still become interested in other people to forget someone, just not sexually right away. Like I'm interested in meeting new people.

    Ohhh how does that work exactly? Any tips? Because if anyone understands then it's you, you're about the only person I can ask. How can I do the same because it's about time I become interested in someone again. It's been years.
  17. #77
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag My body is not a map for lost men to find themselves. Keep your misogyny in check.

    Don't worry, you know I'm not that kind of guy. I do not want that. Just ask any girl that sees me, pretty sure they think I'm gay or whatever because I don't pay them attention and/or keep my distance from them. That's mainly because I'm religious but also because I'm asexual.
  18. #78
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump He said he was just going to get a BJ, I don't think allah even counts that as sex.

    I personally don't think it counts as actual sex, no. But others say it does. I think they're wrong though.
  19. #79
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Not to mention, not having sex is the least of all my worries. It's irrelevant to me at this point. I sincerely believe nothing can fix me. What can I say? Such is life.
  20. #80
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Ohhh how does that work exactly? Any tips? Because if anyone understands then it's you, you're about the only person I can ask. How can I do the same because it's about time I become interested in someone again. It's been years.

    Being demisexual means I can't be attracted to someone unless there's a bond first, and it doesn't have to be a romantic bond. I'm interested in getting to know people, making friends, that's one way a potential bond could form. If you're not interested in getting to know anyone that seems to be more a misanthropy issue.
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