2024-05-22 at 3:01 AM UTC
Wait.. are the Dilophosaruz and the Diplodocus related??
2024-05-22 at 4:35 AM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
U AINT TERROR ANYMORE
U SOFT
2024-05-22 at 7:30 AM UTC
That feeling when you forgot you have left overs and you got the munchies
…
*shoulder shimmies to the kitchen*
2024-05-22 at 10:46 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Woke up this morning and it's only Wednesday.
Feels like a Thursday
2024-05-22 at 11:16 AM UTC
Made $1000 today. My back is trashed tho. Gonna need to take a handful of pills to get to sleep
2024-05-22 at 12:55 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I AM FEEEEEEEELIN THE FYYYAAHHHH OF SATAN
I AM ALSO SEVERELY REGRETTING LOOKING UP WHAT MY BROKEN WRIST DOCTOR NOTES MEANT
2024-05-22 at 1:47 PM UTC
Chile I’m still TIDE…gonna sleep a lil more 😇
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2024-05-23 at 7:01 AM UTC
Tell me ..who I have to beee
To gain some reciprocityyyy
See no one loved you more than meeee
And no one ever will 🎶❤️
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2024-05-23 at 7:04 AM UTC
It’s crazy how differently we see things. Someone doesn’t have to kiss ur ass to love you.
2024-05-23 at 7:06 AM UTC
U can’t love someone & drop them on a dime because of some perceived slight.
2024-05-23 at 7:07 AM UTC
But if u can, u get what u deserve.
2024-05-23 at 7:09 AM UTC
Love …not calling me names is not kissing my ass ..it’s literally common courtesy..friendship aside….
It’s literally just common courtesy…
2024-05-23 at 7:12 AM UTC
Pretty sure u were the one calling me a bitch & everything else…. Ur a lunatic.
2024-05-23 at 7:13 AM UTC
Ur the queen of receipts. Pull them back weirdo