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Have any of the guys here ever had a girl bestfriend?

  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Keep your unfil.tered views outa my threads or I gotta bone to pick with you.

    You wish you could pick my boner
  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 You really are a one trick pony

    Sounds like you're looking for an invitation to the donkey show. If you ask nicely I might even use lube
  3. Warcry Space Nigga
    wht the fuck is the horse and pony show? or whre does the saying come from?
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry wht the fuck is the horse and pony show? or whre does the saying come from?

    It's where I whip out my dick and stuff it up your ass and in exasperation you shout 'omg...you're hung like a horse!'
  5. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock It's where I whip out my dick and stuff it up your ass and in exasperation you shout 'omg…you're hung like a horse!'

    he doesnt have a donkey
  6. Quence Houston
    Originally posted by Kafka I hate being a girl sometimes.

    I hear ya, Sistah!
  7. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    theres HRT tjese days,
  8. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina he doesnt have a donkey

    He'll have a subway tunnel betwixt his ass cheeks when I'm done with it
  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry Yea I don’t understand why they don’t know guys like me exist who never had a daughter and want to meet one girl who has daddy issues and we don’t even need to have sex just spend time together fluke dads and sightseers to both feel the need fulfilled or get it out of our system like cuddle and watch movies only and talk and go on walks or hikes together.

    You say you just want a girl to cuddle with but in another post you'll be talking about wanting a girl to lick your ass or watching a girl fuck a German shepherd so you can't act like what you want is some kind of innocent intimacy with a girl you shouldn't be anywhere around. Who knows what kind of degenerate stuff you really want to do because we hear what you do want to do. Leave those girls alone!
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  10. Originally posted by Donald Trump Yeah the whole having sex with friends thing sounds way too weird for me too. I like having limits, and if I'm having sex with someone that means all sorts of intimacy way different to friendship

    Gay

    If youre boh attracted to each other and not in a relationship, no reason you cant help each other get off. Homie shit.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Gay

    If youre boh attracted to each other and not in a relationship, no reason you cant help each other get off. Homie shit.

    Because one of them always catches feelings and it ruins the friendship, especially when one person starts dating someone else.
  12. Originally posted by Kafka Because one of them always catches feelings and it ruins the friendship, especially when one person starts dating someone else.

    That does not always happen. I literally came inside her and then wed go out bar hopping and id wingman for her. Her longest relationship of the last x years was a dude i hooked her up with. Granted he looked very much like me, but i am a generically rugged looking individual.
  13. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Kafka Because one of them always catches feelings and it ruins the friendship, especially when one person starts dating someone else.

    Girl you need to start looking at life positively. And take all the other sincere advice it seems I may have wasted time and energy on.
  14. We went to weddings together. Car shopped together. Drove her to her brothers funeral. Talked to her shitty neighbors about being assholes. Went on vacations together. No additional feels.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked We went to weddings together. Car shopped together. Drove her to her brothers funeral. Talked to her shitty neighbors about being assholes. Went on vacations together. No additional feels.

    You don't do those kinds of things unless you're intimate with someone and most fwb relationships end badly with one catching feelings. Stop trying to spread your toxic masculinity and make the other guys as insecure as you. Who feels a need to go around calling other guys gay for having feelings in relationships? An insecure person.
  16. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    you don’t actually want help.

    You want to complain and receive attention for it.

    You enjoy this endless shit posting
  17. Originally posted by Kafka You don't do those kinds of things unless you're intimate with someone and most fwb relationships end badly with one catching feelings. Stop trying to spread your toxic masculinity and make the other guys as insecure as you. Who feels a need to go around calling other guys gay for having feelings in relationships? An insecure person.

    Lol. Lmao. 🙄

    Youre probably the last person in the world who should be judging what a "normal" relationship looks like but okay, sure. What you say is the way everyone else is.
  18. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked That does not always happen. I literally came inside her and then wed go out bar hopping and id wingman for her. Her longest relationship of the last x years was a dude i hooked her up with. Granted he looked very much like me, but i am a generically rugged looking individual.

    agreed.

    some people take the insertion of a penis into a vagina too seriously.
  19. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks you don’t actually want help.

    You want to complain and receive attention for it.

    You enjoy this endless shit posting

    attentions are therapeautic.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Lol. Lmao. 🙄

    Youre probably the last person in the world who should be judging what a "normal" relationship looks like but okay, sure. What you say is the way everyone else is.

    Coming from someone who says you should never give women money for any reason and has intimacy issues.
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