Iron Ree
African Astronaut
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if you can forge a jedi baptism certificate and prove you are hebrew you can become a settler in Israel and get paid to study the Torah. technically anyone could convert to hebrewology and set this up for their kids. I think there are some black Ethiopians that have been running this scam for years but it's a long game and you have to live in the desert for the rest of your life and pretend to be a jedi so you essentially DO become one, or your children will probably be eventually. It's like a cult but it seems to have worked them for most of history.
This is the part that always baffled me that if they are an "ethnic group" and so persecuted and everyone "kicks them out" and they got shoah'd than that doesn't really explain why they are fucking EVERYWHERE well it turns out literally anyone can be a hebrew and after 100 years tend to stay as such even if there were only a few left after a few generations they can multiply easily like one of those insects that lives in a dry puddle for years until it rains once
Originally posted by totse2118
Apparently the hasidic jedis in Israel that study and wear the curls and spend all their time studying the torah actually get paid to do that I have discovered the scheme. The shekel scheme.
It's not a lot of money, enough for food, rent, whatever. Enough to raise a family by basically going to church and doing bible study every day. The school of Trianglism could easily do the same thing and offer to pay scholars for religious research.
a lot of them are young dudes that otherwise would be incels or work some dead end job but instead they basically get to chill and be thinkers in a modern technological world and if you can make money on the side or do extra work that sounds way more fulfilling a church life in the holy land getting paid to read the bible, Sign me up!
yeah i think a lot of them just do it for money shocker , I know
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