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Why are Ultra Orthodox jedis so jedi?

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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Apparently the hasidic jedis in Israel that study and wear the curls and spend all their time studying the torah actually get paid to do that
    I have discovered the scheme. The shekel scheme.

    It's not a lot of money, enough for food, rent, whatever. Enough to raise a family by basically going to church and doing bible study every day. The school of Trianglism could easily do the same thing and offer to pay scholars for religious research.

    a lot of them are young dudes that otherwise would be incels or work some dead end job but instead they basically get to chill and be thinkers in a modern technological world and if you can make money on the side or do extra work that sounds way more fulfilling a church life in the holy land getting paid to read the bible, Sign me up!



    yeah i think a lot of them just do it for money

    shocker , I know
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    So basically the West has no religious caste anymore (apart from the secular religious wokesters).

    We used to have a Monastic tradition, nuns, monks, lay brothers and sisters, diocesan hermits, ermites, anchorites, cenobites, cloistered scholars, consecrated virgins, consecrated widows, religious orders, missionary societies, canons, religious mendicants, hospitaliers, military orders, all sorts of different ways of life.

    Now a lot of the people who would have become religious in previous generations become either woke social justice arseholes in thrall to the jedis or spend their life as neets (neetdom is encouraged by the jedis to prevent people joining orders, they fear any non-jedi form of organisation).

    While in the east there is still a good tradition since jedi communism collapsed, monasteries in the west are dying out, it's sad.
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I think it's interesting that nuns get all their housing for free paid for by the church

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the jobless fake mentally ill that "don't look disabled to me" like sploo and roshambo who have autismburger paranoid-skitzo-type-69 and need experience to get a job but need a job to get an experience

    we call these DIMS

    they essentially live the same as nuns. NONES they own none

    they just exist and suffer for spiceroy hits and beg on the streets for triangles which is like you being sad about pokemon and bored because the dims wander with nothing to do but wait for the next bag of scooby snax to come out and they play SPACE TRIANGLES to pass the time when they aren't dusthuffing

    I used to be pretty into the church community and I was totally down to just give my life to serve THE LORD and any money you make you must remember to always put money in the hat at church and give 20% (which is how they can afford to pay scholars)

    but most modern christians is stuff like this


    Originally posted by Donald Trump While in the east there is still a good tradition since jedi communism collapsed, monasteries in the west are dying out, it's sad.

    Wiccans and Druids are kinda like monastic orders lul. I actually did randomly stumble on a legit monastic order, I might join them if my life ever goes to shit again.

    kekkkwkke also mormons and JW
    We consider everyone who ingests Entheogens to be the
    Children of the true "Israel", however, most of them
    don't know who God is.

    The Buddha talks about different "levels" of
    membership. (members)

    So, for us there are those who: (the outer court)

    1) ingest Entheogens but don't know that Entheogens are God;

    2) ingest Them and believe They are God;

    3) believe Entheogens are God and that our Temple is the true
    Body of Christ (Buddha, Moses, etc.);

    and: (the inner court)

    4) those who have given up their life in the
    world to devote themselves to the Temple.

    It is the last group – those who have given up their
    life in the world to devote themselves to the Temple –
    that most people would think of as being "Temple
    members".

    "For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but
    whoever gives up their life for my sake will find it."
    –St. Matthew, 16.25
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    this also proves my point that welfare / disability should not exist. Go to church RETARDS
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump cenobites,

    wut
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump So basically the West has no religious caste anymore (apart from the secular religious wokesters).

    they have a new religion thats called climate change and their leader is a sweedish virgin called greeta.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra wut

    LOL I had no idea that was a real thing
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    i epathize a lot with their lives

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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................. dont forget to mention that a literal part of their religious rites are to suck the bleeding penises of male infants.

    true story

    whoa
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whoa

    those mentally defective fucks have so many disgusting religious rites and rituals that if the sane people knew them all theyd be right back in the ovens where they belong
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    Originally posted by infinityshock those mentally defective fucks have so many disgusting religious rites and rituals that if the sane people knew them all theyd be right back in the ovens where they belong

    everyone does.

    its not like chopping trees and dragging them into your living room so thatnyiu can surround it with neat,y wrapped consumer goods any different.

    granted no dicks were sucked in the process, or were there.
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    Rabbi T. Weed Yung Blood
    What an offensively stupid question. Why do you think, you shmendrik? It is in the name. Do you think "ultra orthodox" is a cartoon pokeman? Those words have meaning! It means our faith in G-d is unshakeable. We uphold the covenant more strictly than anyone else. All you had to do was read a dictionary to clear up this confusion, goy. This forum is nothing but ignorant ameratsim. Do not pester my people with your inanity in this difficult time.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rabbi T. Weed our faith in G-d is unshakeable

    LOL
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny everyone does.

    its not like chopping trees and dragging them into your living room so thatnyiu can surround it with neat,y wrapped consumer goods any different.

    granted no dicks were sucked in the process, or were there.

    Read their shitty religion tomes then see how enthusiastic you are in their delusions
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    All about dat neetlife
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