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Did Fox kidnap the 14yr old girl?

  1. Kafka sweaty
    I didn't like when the fwb tried to give me oral bcus I could feel his teeth so I'd always stop him. So I've never had an orgasm that way.

    Him: Who doesn't like head in the morning?
    Me: *runs to the bathroom to throw up*

    Have you noticed I'm drunk?
  2. Kafka sweaty
    A throat infection never healed properly so I feel like throwing up even when I brush my teeth. Need to listen to the gag reflex hypnosis soon.
  3. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    just dissolve some cocaine in a syringe, pick and orifice and go digging
  4. Deepthroating is dangerous. The throat is delicate, you'll just get bacteria stuck back there. It feels terrible too. If you want to do oral sex on a guy it's better to just lick and suck on the tip while rubbing the shaft with your hand, it feels better anyway. The shaft can't feel much anyway.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    At least my hamdjobs make up for it. I don't want head from a guy, don't want to kiss them after.
  6. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I cannot share my sexual secrets here because no one would post anymore from constant fapping forever
  7. Originally posted by Kafka A throat infection never healed properly so I feel like throwing up even when I brush my teeth. Need to listen to the gag reflex hypnosis soon.

    Reducing the amount of brown Anaconda penises going down it should help
  8. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Deepthroating is dangerous. The throat is delicate, you'll just get bacteria stuck back there. It feels terrible too. If you want to do oral sex on a guy it's better to just lick and suck on the tip while rubbing the shaft with your hand, it feels better anyway. The shaft can't feel much anyway.

    He didn't want me to touch the tip so much bcus he would cum too quickly.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Kinks I cannot share my sexual secrets here because no one would post anymore from constant fapping forever

    Acting like your shit don't stick b. Who df says they don't have to shower bcus they never get dirty?
  10. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    And don't forget to juggle the balls too, IT'S A THREE PIECE SET, LADIES!

    You can find more tips at;
    https://www.reddit.com/r/AgeGap
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    All this blowjob talk has given me a stiffy
  12. Kafka sweaty
    Ig w the fwb the mental aspect wasn't there and I go quiet when I'm close to cumming so he'd stop what he was doing thinking it wasn't working. Sighs.
  13. Originally posted by Kafka Ig w the fwb the mental aspect wasn't there and I go quiet when I'm close to cumming so he'd stop what he was doing thinking it wasn't working. Sighs.

    Pretty interesting how this thread has really just become a thread for airing your sexual frustrations. Very telling
  14. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Every guy secretly wants a girl to jam their finger in the dick hole right before we ejaculate
  15. Originally posted by Iron Ree Every guy secretly wants a girl to jam their finger in the dick hole right before we ejaculate

    My head is pretty sensitive I wouldn’t like that at all. You’ve definitely had a finger or five rammed up your poop chute though I’m sure
  16. Originally posted by Iron Ree Every guy secretly wants a girl to jam their finger in the dick hole right before we ejaculate

    Butt hole maybe? Though that'd be messy.

    Originally posted by Kafka He didn't want me to touch the tip so much bcus he would cum too quickly.

    That's pretty dumb, the whole point of a blowjob is to cum.
  17. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Fawkes You’ve definitely had a finger or five rammed up your poop chute though I’m sure

    Only a tongue, actually. Calm down

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Butt hole maybe? Though that'd be messy.

    NO!!!

    THE PENIS HOLE!!!

  18. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I wonder if I'm in the brozone, read about what it was the other day. Do you guys feel comfortable being guys around me and would invite me to hang out when it's just guys?

    What do you wonder about men
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Butt hole maybe? Though that'd be messy.



    That's pretty dumb, the whole point of a blowjob is to cum.

    Ya but not right away. He would pre-cum sometimes.
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't get why men are so crude. They hide it when there's ladies around but why don't they hide it because there's gentlemen around?

    But what is a man
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